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That's a type of pants. EDIT: My hint is not the direct answer. Once you figure out my hint, that is simply another hint. I like fucking with people.

Sunshine is getting closer. But like I said, it's a pun. HINT: The singular of the cut of meat that comes from below the sirloin in a cow.

Esp. when they are spelled incorrectly. Meg, darling, I'd be happy to bring you in as part of the family, but you're going to have to work on that spelling of yours. We have standards for "those who bring us food and wine".

You eat popsicles like they're a way of releasing your sublimated homosexual tendencies.

Oh, please, that stuff is utter shit.

Moi abs ahh so hahhd you can grate CHEESE ON THEM!

Your roads are as wide as your women's asses. And as empty as your soccer mom's minds.

I think I maintained my dignity by dropping the ball. Whore was probably carrying a few STD's.

Fine... slightly bigger.

Brandon, if you don't fucking stop with the cakerage, I'm going to have you whacked. Seriously. My godfather is in the landscaping business and you would look great in his backyard.

It means the school system is sub-par.

Because he only considers himself hott.

Porn is pretty close to gay.

HINT: It is a pun.

I'll do a pic... just give me a minute.

When I was a kid (read: grade 1) I wanted to be a chemist. Everyone agreed that I would make a great scientist. I am going to London next year to pursure a bachelor of science with a major in chem, and hopefully after a year transfer into a bachelor science pharmacy program somewhere in the country. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chemist

Eh, shutuppayoustupidamouth.

Obviously if you consider him in the same league as me, he must be hott. EDIT: In a heterosexual way.

A guy holding a shotgun. Duh.

Would you keep it down in the-ah? Some of us are trying to nail Catherine the Great he-ah. O-ah, should I say, Catherine the so-so.

So you've been lying about how I'm awesome???? hurtful I was describing supercanuk. Duh.

You had already said Toronto was "The muddy backwaters of the centre of the known universe." So now you're defending Toronto? I don't get you. Sigh... I do not live in urban Toronto, but suburban Toronto, yet still within the borders. Hence the muddy backwaters part.

Of course it was, redneck.

Most people would consider that creepy.

Haha, you live in Toronto! Ha ha, you don't!