Lauren

That's what I thoguht when he whipped it out, but I'll let you in on a little secret: He isn't gentle. ;) if his penis is 12 inches, i don't think it matters how gentle he is...

i don't think intelligence has anything to with religion. to me, to say that someone is less intelligent (or to at least think this about them) because of their beliefs is like saying that they are less intelligent because they don't like seafood. i understand the "how could someone believe the earth is only x number years old when there is definate proof otherwise" type of thing, but religious people see that about the non-religious. how could they not see all the unexplainable things out there and just chalk it up to chance?

yep. 1091

i love facial hair.

and michael ian black got nothing for his birthday? anton, i wonder about you...

because it's the story of your life! oooh! but srsly, christy, when you come to visit meg, it would be cool if i could come too. it's unlikely i would be able to though because of me being in ottawa and all.

wouldn't it be awesome if i had a cousin named kevin? i would be so drunk of a mickey of vodka... like puke everywhere and pass out under a running shower kind of drunk.

i want alfredo sauce. i could drink it. maybe not...

i would only consider a sexual online/offline relationship with christy.

i'd be mad if someone gave me a ham sandwich. i'd be like "DON'T YOU KNOW ME AT ALL?!?!" that said, craven gave me a pepperette for some reason. birthday or something. you guys should really meet craven.

then you don't need to buy lunch!

i was thinking about giving him my virginity but that's just not going to happen. so maybe a ham sandwich?

i'm in a serious and committed relationship. i don't need to throw myself out to random guys on the internet. noob.

so today is one of my lovers birthday.

you may have bought that laptop yourself...

i live 4 hours away from toronto... i'm a jerk. edit: you can still come over if you want.

that's sexy. come to my house.

those shoes are gorgeous. both shiri's and alex's.

i loved styrograph. i had like 3 sets. i made this for saturnine.

i'm not a fan of his. he says that everything was completely intentional but the fact is, it's just paint splatters.

"cool" by tim

that blows my mind. i... just can't believe it. i REFUSE to believe it.

www.jacksonpollock.org to switch colours, click your mouse. post your creations!

that's true. but they will give you cornrows for cheap!

that's so sexy.