Lauren

you aren't a jerk. you support me when i'm bitchy and i appreciate that.

he needs a different hobby, like living in reality.

something for him when he gets home.

i don't really want to tell him because i like him. i just want to be clear.

we have a whole section for real news. i didn't make this thread so everyone can make fun of lance for being gay. i made it because all these years, people have been saying it and it's true.

i think having a chip in me would be annoying. and wouldn't it set off metal detectors and stuff? seperate question: why don't denatl fillings set off metal detectors at airports and stuff? or do they and i just don't know...

no. 45678

kevin, i liked the cringe picture. and everyone who has posted pics on this thread as of late are very good looking.

oh, the daily show.

let's all move on. and if we don't, imma close this thread like it's going out of style.

me, my mom and my older sister were at the grocery store and we called her and asked her what kind of cake she wanted us to buy (no one but my younger sister likes to bake). she said just to buy her the mix and she will make it herself. she doesn't like the store's frosting and likes to bake, as i said.

pavel is right.

the hair was free. the haircut cost 20 dollars.

my dad will be proud of me.

my oven is on. but thats because my sister is making herself a birthday cake.

please name one of the cats "from justin to kelly".

no he isn't.

the hair was free.

but so was k. fed.

i got my hair cut today. i need to get used to it. it came to 16 something and i just gave her a 20 and told her to keep the rest. i don't know that is enough but i paid for it myself and i don't have a job so she can suck it up.

i hate naming pets. laura was a no brainer, and mac is short for machiavelli (obvs). now i'm out of names.

you and i can watch toronto together. i am a leafs fan as well. i even watch the games sometimes.

it's soert of like that for detroit. it's built in. i'm 2 hours from detroit, so there are a lot of fans around here. they think they're so hot. so you won some stanley cups a few years ago. that doesn't mean you're the best team in the nhl...

i don't like sports. i do, however, have a serious dislike of the detroit redwings. so cocky.

we all knew it was true, but now the news is official.