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I was already aware that I have issues with ocd, but apparently I'm passably schizo...awesome. Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Moderate Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Low Avoidant: Low Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: High edit: good thing my paranoia is low, otherwise I might be bothered. ;)

I'll accept that as truth. Someone post it to Wikipedia and make it so.

Hahaha....how did I end up reading this whole thing?!..You guys are nuts. And so am I apparently. Good job. EDIT: your goal of 10 pages is so close. Someone keep this going.

Does that mean you hate me so much that you want to fuck me? Cool.

Adam would never admit that he loves me, he's too complacent.

hahaha. Dude, you take the board a little too seriously. Why you think that I would be overly concerned about this little online debate is beyond me. The fact that I keep coming back for more only shows that I enjoy this, not that it effects my life in any way. Arguing with someone you don't know is fun; you get to be annoying and disputatious without affecting any important relationsips in your real life. You're really grasping at straws here; you should reread the last paragraph of your previous comment, it sounds like you're writing it about yourself. ;) I like you Adam; your so adamant about being right about such futile things. I've never come across anyone quite like you. Keep up the good work.

If you want them, you can have them! I hate taking them but I have to ;) That sucks. What for? (If you don't mind me asking) Adam: I've already said that you entertain me...so where do you get that I'm not interested? I like your spunk...lol

You rock Nick.

Are those pills for me?

I don't see how being bored is a serious issue, but whatever you say boss...lol

OK, I lied. I'm going to reply to this one. Only because you implied that I love Jesus and I won't stand for that kind of blasphemy. You've had enough of me? You know you love it. Jesus is a fictional character in my opinion. I will have you know that, when I was eight (which was longer ago than for you) I believed in Santa Claus more than I did Jesus, which wasn't something I focused my 8 year old time on. Church was time to count the many lights on the ceiling until we got to leave and get a bag of penny candies. That's what Jesus meant to me; a way to get penny candies. Thanks for the sugary goodness Jesus. I fail to see how I am incapable of defending myself. If there were a judge of that statement other than you, I'm quite confident that YOUR comments would be the ones found lacking substance. Someone here seems to be in denial of being outwitted by a girl. ;) And again, whether you want to accept it or not, this is pure entertainment to me, which is why I continue to read it and squabble with you...lol p.s. I'm disappointed. Bitch isn't very creative; I've come to expect more form you.

That really ought to be a banning offense right there. Quoting Good Charlotte as words of wisdom. P.S. To continue with Meg's idea.. "Ooh ooh ah ah ah!" -A chimpanzee. Finally, something we agree on!

You just completely contradicted yourself, HUNNY BUN. So your argument is that boys can't be bitches....or oh, oh wait, unless they are fags or douchebags. Right. Why do you feel the need to be so antagonistic? You're making a fool of yourself. Nobody likes a know-it-all. Are you a high school student? Buttpuppet, you just contradicted yourself. Why and I being so antagonistic and such a know it all when you're asking me if I'm in high school? I'm very not in high school, thank you very much. I was simply reminding you of proper use of vernacular. Guys aren't bitches; if they are acting in such a manner that they would be called a bitch if they were female (which I would suppose would include about 90% of female behaviour) they are to be called a fag or a douche. Furthermore; making a fool of myself? I've lost count of the number of times I've done that on the Bored. You get used to it after a while. Buttpuppet! hahaha, that was creative. I'll give you that one. I only asked if you were a high school student because the structure of your comments mirror the intellect and maturity of a teenager at times. I was just curious. No hard feelings, it's just funny. Do you even know what vernacular means?...lol Who's vernacular? That of the people in the great land of Adam's mind? Ha! There is no such thing as proper vernacular when it comes to cuss words. You state your opinions like they're facts man. It amuzes me, so I enjoy getting you riled up is all. ;) Obviously I'm bored, which is why I come to the this place, since it IS called "The Bored". I will wait for your final come back, but I'm done after that so don't get too excited if this is entertaining you too. I have shit to do tonight...lol

You just completely contradicted yourself, HUNNY BUN. So your argument is that boys can't be bitches....or oh, oh wait, unless they are fags or douchebags. Right. Why do you feel the need to be so antagonistic? You're making a fool of yourself. Nobody likes a know-it-all. Are you a high school student?

Madam, you, without a sense of humour and far too tightly wound over entirely unserious comedic material, are the one with the issues in this thread. Actually, Sir, laughing at things that should make any person with a heart want to weep has nothing to do with being too tightly wound. It's deplorable how vile this thread has become, whether it's meant in a joking manner or not. Some things just aren't fucking funny. Just because your sense of humor is tasteless, it doesn't mean mine is lacking. Before you decide to make another uneducated retaliation to this comment, I will be kind enough to let you know that I won

I seem to be a carrier. It's been a very long time since I've had a cold and everyone around me is sick at the moment and I don't seem to be getting it. Again. I've only clued into this recently and have realized that I'm very lucky.

This kind of situation really makes me feel appreciative of the life I have. I hope he's able to find happiness again someday.

Guys can be bitches too.

Unless you're a woman on birth control who prefers not to use condoms and doesn't want babies. Echenacea can mess with the effectiveness of the pill. Message to the ladies of the board: stay away from that shit.

You guys have issues...

loves little boys'

Hahaha...Good to know in case I ever go ballistic and decide to get a sex change.

I'm good at most artistic things that I try I suppose, like design, painting, playing music...

Look what you've started Adam. For shame... ;)

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