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Please do good sir.

hmmmm...and yet you clearly have placed your Penis in a box, over this.

10/10 I feel inspired. Easter is over, the bunny is dead.

Hmmmm so it's your fault.

Who you calling a bitch, ho? Sorry I let the cat out of the bag. You didn't help, it's in your facebook.

Interesting...the Calabreses in my family came over in the late 1800's

Why thank you Adam... By the way, your last name is in my family tree...

What exactly is Springtime soup?

<3 you too, Tim...now put Broken in your CD player and continue to rock out.

Walmart is fucking evil, soul stealing, scum....they eat up small businesses, underpay their employees...need I say more?

I truly do believe that is indeed the one.

red seedless grapes, delish

And I go really, really fast in it, too.

I just watched Tadpole(while sitting on a 2 hour concall) I love that movie.

Damned right I'm your bro...but Tim is no ho. He's a ho wannabe

Top 5 reasons I want to leave work early. 1)To redo the muffler system on the Firebird 2)Work fucking bores me 3)I could be prepping homemade bread 4)I could be playing PS2 5)I sure could use a nap

hmmmm...maybe I'll need two of them. Porsches and Corvettes are expensive.

James Taylor, Jimmy Buffert,and Paul Simon need to fuck off and go away...the girl makes me listen to this crap...it makes my ears and ass bleed.

Superfriends Beaurocracy

Cin Raisin Bagel with butter toasted 10/10

Top 5 songs I listened to on the way to work 1)Giant - MGB 2)Flashdance II - MGB 3)Oh Be Joyful - MG 4)Deep Six - MGB 5)Vermillion - MGB

This is why I'm hot...damn I look good in black

I had a professor in college, who needed to wash his hands everytime he handled the chalk, even if he put it down for second, with the intent of using it again. Of course he was a psych professor,.

100/100 for being my little brother.

I'm going to my cousin's graduation, and catering her party.(Surrounded by dozens of female law school graduates...I may ditch the girl and snag me a lawyer)