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I am so with you on that little bro... This just in: My grandmother's insistance on pointing out how great her visiting nurse is, in an effort to get me interested in her...should totally fuck off and stop

Somehow found out that I had sex last night while wearing a bunny suit. Has just diagnosed me as a Bunnyfuckiac

10/10 because you'll be wrestling with two chicks at the same time, in no time

Well I disowned my prison bitch kid brother, the job is yours little Bro. Women with thick mustaches who think men don't notice, and try to come on to you, should fuck off and get some electrolisys

1000/1000 Has been officially recruited to assist Tim and I, in bringing sexy back... Ladies Beware...

I remember coming home from preschool and watching Batman reruns, in my grandparents living on the black and white TV, while eating my afternoon snack.

The Misfits don't blow... Top 5 Songs I've listened to this morning 1) Rush - Far Cry 2) J-Roc - Trailer Park Life 3) MG - Double Life 4) MG - Primetime Deliverance (Acoustic) 5) The Big Dirty Band - I Fought The Law

I used to wash my hands repeatedly when I was younger, and even now find myself doing it when I'm nervous.

Is a confirmed bachelor, whose favorite pastimes include woodshop, and molesting Adam...

Oh my God, that is too damned funny. I just about pissed myself laughing. Tim, you have an amazing sense of humor.

I really like Jimmy...I think he's funny. I've also seen him be serious, I think he'd be great on Larry King

Okay I have three desktops and a laptop.... One desktop has it as the default homepage The other three machines I have a bookmark directly to the Bored

You only say that because you sleep in it alone... Working on Saturdays should fuck off!!!

That is to funny!!!! Someone call George Romero...we need a new zombie movie, "Night Of The Living Jesus" He's Back, and he's hungry.

100/100 For being the full on awesomeness that is Shiri

I thought that was one of the greatest April Fools jokes ever.

`Love Actually

Love Actually Great movie

FULL ON KEVIN'S MOM You don't get nothing for free Kev & me were two of three Three brothers to the end Then one went full on Kevin's mom Now things have changed Full on Kev's mom Full on Kev's mom Full on Kev's mom Full on You don't get nothing for free And this one took the long way This one took the hard road I ain't saying who But it wasn't me We were three Kevin's mom made four (We don't come around anymore)

Tomi Swick - Easy Company http://www.canada.com/topics/entertainment...bbaac40&k=66311 I like a challenge.

Full On Kevin's Mom - Soundgarden

10/10 for bringing back my goddamn favorite suspicious assed sheep!!!

My bestfriend's wife is from Swift Current, and she says aboat and eh...and then denies it. I think it's kind of cool, eh.

Far Cry - Rush

One of the boreders I would enjoy hanging out with.