RicardoObviouso

"we went to a park in BOTSWANA." love that one.

Golden Fool You Fear To Lose

super dave did an interview on a local sports station here a while ago and the interviewer fucked up almost every question... did no research, it was hilarious.

dude, i was supposed to sell you mine, wasnt i? i will look for it tonight or tomorrow. pm me.

that remix makes me laugh every time i watch it.

fuck.

reporter turns ghetto quick and the remix

the only thing i store here is fine booze... and cigars for the old money guys.

nothing yet. and i'm fucking hungry. i usually starve on fridays because my assistant doesn't come in til noon on account of her liking to burn it up on thursday nights.

the longer i watched that red sedan at :17, the more i expected it to blow up.

...and once you get the know the people there, free stuff galore. it's crazy. i cant believe i just said galore

i never stick around so atmosphere means nothing to me. i usually hit the howe, park royal and kerrisdale locations.

i cant stand starbucks. cafe artigiano is the only way to go. their machines are handbuilt and their beans are fucking top notch. double americano is how i roll.

i just finished a plum, myself... tis the season.

mix sparkling voss with 2-3 oz. of jean marc xo if you want the kind of chicks who get all wet thinking about the fat bank account you must have.

i was thinking more along the lines of gotten someone killed

i dont give a fuck about batman, the last time i went to see a batman movie a friend pretty much forced me and i fell asleep within 10 minutes. that being said, i wouldn't mind seeing this one, if not because of the stellar performance by the deceased.

it was total sarcasm.

the website might suck, but this tuxedo is killer

yeah, he's an idiot for talking about it, but the fact remains.

people's fetishes are nothing to make fun of.

chick drinks are designed to mask the alcohol so they go down easier... 'men' like to feel the burn of the alcohol, thus making the easy drinking beverages "chick drinks". now, i'm not one to shy away from a drink just because it's not considered to be manly... i often take the road less travelled when it comes to alcoholic beverages, and sometimes that road is full of umbrellas and bendy straws. here's a new one i tried the other day: vanilla vodka lichi-li lime redbull awesome.

...he says, nine days later.