RicardoObviouso

i would probably do her. but. i'm a sucker for older women who wear their hair up with glasses on.

midnight oil - diesel & dust (remastered)

my word is my bond

i have spent my entire life refusing to see movies with people who have either seen it before or read the book. i've also never spent any time with a person whom i've bickered back and forth with. can't stand that shit.

i'm thinking solo

i'd say negative attitude and or intentional offense.

i usually do say what i'm thinking and i don't care if people think i'm an asshole. the reason being; usually the people that think you're an asshole are on a much lower level, and likely can't comprehend what you're saying. if someone doesn't understand me or isn't willing to try, their opinion of me doesn't matter. alternately, the people that DO understand you or are willing to try usually DON'T think you're an asshole. it's this dynamic that drives me to not like civilian type (read: normal, average, most etc) people.

that guy is such a fucking spazz. i feel embarrassed for him.

dude, why?

^that one drew me right in. i like it. here's mine (this is probably the best photo i've ever taken... totally candid, but looks set-up)

not now chief, i'm in the fuckin zone.

hi-rise window cleaner. it was then that i realized i was a selective perfectionist.

fuckin' skanks.

and fuckin' skanks.

yeah, she's a keeper.

that must be pregnant salma. and i LOVE jessica. my girlfriend gave me permission to fuck her if i ever had the chance.

do i strike you as the kind of guy who would settle for anything less than perfection?

those boobs are gross.

jesus that dude's a drama queen.

because apparently this place had 123 members on at one time, and over 500 during the course of the day. i need answers, and i don't care if the answers are accompanied by pictures of boobs, either.

apparently not.

when i enter a contact's phone number, it automatically adds (+1) in front of the area code, which then makes it impossible for me to dial out on my iphone after they sync. how do i get rid of the (+1) setting in contacts?

probably not.

he was in a movie with mandy moore, then fizzled into oblivion.

YOU CAN'T TOUCH WHAT YOU DONT KNOW.