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Top five SNL Celebrity Jeopardy lines:

 

5:

 

"Suck it, Trebek. Suck it hard and suck it long."

 

4:

"That's a nice suit there, Trebek."

"Why... thank you."

"Is it wool?"

"Yes, it is."

"It must have been expensive."

"No, actually, it was quite reasonable."

"Where did you get it?"

"This place called [whatever] down on 14th. Go there, ask for Gary. Tell him I sent you."

"One last question."

"Yes?"

"Do they make them for men?"

 

3:

 

"We would have accepted bow-wow or ruff."

"Rough! Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek."

 

2:

 

"What's that?"

"I found this backstage. It's funny, see. Because it's bigger than a regular hat."

 

1:

 

"What's the sound a doggy makes?"

"Moo."

"I'm sorry that's incorrect."

"Well that's the sound your mother made last night."

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*laughing hysterically*. Good one.

 

I love it when "Trebek" get's that look on his face like, wants to shoot *Connery*

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Let's take a moment of silence to remember Dave Cockrum who passed away this week, the creator of the New X-Men (Colossus, Banshe, Storm, Nightcrawler,Kitty Pryde, Thunderbird, and Wolverine)who paved the way for what the X-Men are today.

 

Peace, Love, and Good Journey...

 

Omega Red is a kick ass villain

oh fuck!!! Didn't know that, RIP Dave. He's one of my favorite all-time artists. Wasn't he co-creator though, with Len Wein who wrote Giant-SizeX-Men #1 (and Wein created Wolverine beforehand with whoever drew that issue of Hulk).

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You are absolutely correct on all counts...

 

Sadly, though they used their characters in the movies, he and Len, never saw a nickel, or a toonie...

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Awesome list, Adam, but I would have worked in these two somewhere.

 

"I feel like I'm in a Raisen Bran commercial! Two scoops of fruit!"

 

Trebek: Of SImon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.

Connery: I garfunkeled your mother.

 

And when he's doing "household objects," too. "It's a frigging hammer!!!!!!!!"

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Hahahaha, Bjork was so psycho.

 

"I cut an album of filthy limericks just to be eligible!

 

There once was a man named Trebick

who had the world's tiniest di-"

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Actually, you're wrong. He says "Trebick," which, following the structure of a limerick, would make "peck" wrong. I'm 99% sure it was Trebick, not Trebeck.

 

Edit: They have so many of them on YouTube, but not the one in question...

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LOL, I am missing out! I think there needs to be some YouTubing done tonight.

DC++ is a better source. Much better quality, and you have full clips instead of those stupid mashups.

 

And it downloads faster.

 

Goooo university campuses!

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Totally off subject, but Ryan, I love your avatar. Is that Scarlet Johansen's butt at the beginning of Lost in Translation? Best opening scene ever.

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Top 5 Slayer Songs

 

5.Angel of Death

4.Threshold

3.Bloodline

2.Jihad

1.Eyes of the Insane

eyes of the insane is the second slayer song i've heard that i like, but i think it's only cuz it reminds me of bloodline.

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Top 5 things to do when you're the only one who showed up for work:

1. Go on the Bore

 

 

finish the list for me so I"m not so bored

okay...

2 masturbate

3 steal stuff

4 break stuff

5 sleep

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Top 5 Sci Fi Cartoons(Not to be confused with Comic Book Cartoons)

 

5)Force Five (Grandizer, Starvengers,Gaiking,Danguard Ace, and Spacekateers)

 

4)Galaxy Rangers

 

3)Battle of The Planets (Gatchaman)

 

2)Robotech

 

1)Starblazers

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