Top Five...

[Shiri]

Actually, the front doesn't look very good either.

[soundless_space]

I don't know... I'm not really one for cars and all that jazz, but that car is pretty hot.

[Shiri]

I've seen hotter.

[bishopx]

Top Five Favorite Foods

 

1)Indian

2)Thai

3)Japanese(Sushi!!!)

4)Italian

5)Southern Cooking!!!(Fried Chicken, Cornbread, and Collard Greens)

[ecnarf]

4)Italian

You're nothing to me.

[dancing_invisible]

Sushi is pretty much the greatest food ever.

 

Ultra lazy/unhealthy dinners:

5. Chips and Salsa

4. Milk and Cookies

3. Toast

2. Cereal (Shreddies)

 

1. Ice cream with Shreddies on top.

 

 

Seriously, try pouring shreddies overtop of chocolate ice cream, it's actually really good.

[bishopx]

4)Italian

You're nothing to me.

Hey I'm 1/3 Italian, you wanna make somethin of it ova here?

 

Top Mob Movies:

 

1) Godfather 1

2) Godfather 2

3) Goodfellas

4) Casino

5) Mobsters

[Ryan44]

what about knockaround guys

[bishopx]

Oh yeah, knockaround guys was totally great!!!

[ecnarf]

4)Italian

You're nothing to me.

Hey I'm 1/3 Italian, you wanna make somethin of it ova here?

 

Top Mob Movies:

 

1) Godfather 1

2) Godfather 2

3) Goodfellas

4) Casino

5) Mobsters

How is it physically possible to be 1/3 Italian?

 

Besides that, at 1/3 you're nothing but a fucking caker, whether or not your last name ends in a vowel.

Edited November 9, 2006 by ecnarf

[bishopx]

4)Italian

You're nothing to me.

Hey I'm 1/3 Italian, you wanna make somethin of it ova here?

 

Top Mob Movies:

 

1) Godfather 1

2) Godfather 2

3) Goodfellas

4) Casino

5) Mobsters

How is it physically possible to be 1/3 Italian?

 

Besides that, at 1/3 you're nothing but a fucking caker, whether or not your last name ends in a vowel.

It's actually more than one third, but less than half...smart ass...

 

Not really down to get into a discussion of my parentage...

 

Have a glass of vino with me, and we can discuss more interesting subjects...Women, Song, and Cars..

[ecnarf]

That better not be white wine you're thinking of.

[bishopx]

Hell Bloody No!!!!!

 

I only serve red Wine, with the linguine and clam sauce!!! White wine, blasphemy indeed!!!

[Ryan44]

my fave kindof wine is the anti-wine....beer.

[Shiri]

I'm with Ryan on this one!

[Some Random]

don't think i've ever had red wine. i like white wine, though, as long as it's not too dry.

[uglybutterfly]

Top Five Reasons Why I Am Not A Stripper

 

5. Fake breasts make me giggle and I would be surrounded by them.

4. I've never encountered an untanned stripper... my skin is pasty white

3. Little upper body strength = No pole dancing for me

2. I cannot even touch my toes

1. If I wanted to get laughed at while on stage, I'd become a clown

[matrix]

Top Five Reasons NOT to Attend a Donkey Show

 

5. It's painful just to watch

4. There's far to much cheering going on you can't hear her scream

3. It's painful just to think of

2. The girl has this weird look on her face, like..'I kind of enjoy it, but it hurts to much to really care', or she just ate a sour starburst

1. You wonder to yourself the whole time...how does it even fit in there?

[bishopx]

matrix, you have finally freaked me out...it's not easy, but that did it...

 

Top 5 greatest X-Mas presents ever:

 

5) The G.I Joe Headquarters

 

4) My Robotech DVD collection

 

3) The Honda Nighthawk my Brother handed down to me

 

2) The first girl I was engaged to, in nothing but three

strategically placed bows, on XMAS EVE...(WHOA THAT WAS A MERRY

XMAS!!!!)

 

1) The hugs and smiles I got from the kids, the year I dressed up as

Rudolf and visited every floor of the children's hospital with

Santa, and handed out presents.

[matrix]

matrix, you have finally freaked me out...it's not easy, but that did it...

Haha, it worked then.

[bishopx]

Hell yeah...Freaked Beyond belief...wow

 

 

sick, sick , sick...

 

But now, I'm envisioning my CEO and the Donkey...it's turning my frown upside down... Some people so deserve Donkey love...including that Jackass, so it wouldn't be like inter-species at all///

[Ryan44]

what the hell is a donkey show.

[Muran]

Aren't they live shows where a girl has sex with a donkey?

[somnambulist]

That's just fucking disgusting...

 

Top 5 coffees:

 

5)Timmy's

4)Starbucks

3)Turk's on Commercial Drive

2)Illy from Coo Coo Coffee, Richards & Davie

1)JJ Bean

[matrix]

Aren't they live shows where a girl has sex with a donkey?

Quite right, you are. In fact, I hear they are very common in the 'seeder' parts of Mexico.

 

Haha, seeder...get it?