Top Five...

[ecnarf]

What sound does a dog make?

 

Moo.

 

No, that's a cow.

 

That's the sound your mother made last night.

[silentshadow]

Oh snaps, that's a good one!

 

Ok, somebody, quick- top five YO Mama Jokes!

Edited October 22, 2006 by silentshadow

[matrix]

Ok!

 

5. Yo mama is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.

4. Yo mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.

3. Yo mama is so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

2. Yo mama is like a 747, a 3 man cock pit.

1. Yo mama is like a Christmas tree, everyone hangs balls on her.

Edited October 22, 2006 by matrix

[somnambulist]

Gross.

 

Top 5 things to do on a saturday night:

 

5. Sleep

4. Party/dance/drink/eat

3. Teh Sexx0rz

2. Chillax

1. Anything with your significant other

 

I'm too tired to be witty. ;)

[Shiri]

Five Favorite Smashing Pumpkins Songs:

 

Disarm

Spaceboy

Tonight, Tonight

1979

Bullet With Butterfly Wings

[adora]

hes a yank. look at that stuff. nobody likes the yankees, except new yorkers.

 

top 5 canadian hockey moments.

5.1972, canada winning the summit series.

4.2002,2006 women winning hockey gold.

3.1987 lemiuex, gretzky combo at the canada cup

2.2004? world cup victory over finland.

and NUMBER 1. CANADA OWNING THE STATES 5-2 IN THE GOLD MEDAL IN SALT LAKE.

;) I like you :angry:

[dancing_invisible]

Updated Favorite Bands/artists:

1. Matthew Good

2. Talk Talk

3. The Decemberists

4. Gorillaz

5. The Clash

 

Honorable mentions- Wintersleep, RHCP, Micheal Jackson, Nick Drake

[RicardoObviouso]

top 5 reasons to have kids:

 

5. $1200/yr. GOC daycare credit

4. chicks love them

3. toys r us

2. SUVs become more practical and an "easier sell"

1. midday sex becomes more meaningful

[Prometheon]

I hear you can teach them to do stuff.

[RicardoObviouso]

i thought about it, but its hardly worth the effort.

 

 

 

i even got my dog pro-trained.

[Jarrod]

Five Favorite Smashing Pumpkins Songs:

 

Disarm

Spaceboy

Tonight, Tonight

1979

Bullet With Butterfly Wings

Hey, do you want to be Canadian, I will marry you right here, right now for that list.

 

 

;)

 

 

I know it will never work because we both love girls.

[Shiri]

Well, at least we have the same interests ;)

[ecnarf]

Well, at least we have the same interests ;)

Why don't you ever use that justification with me?

 

P.S. Evan - don't tell me you're going to buy an SUV. Sellout.

[RicardoObviouso]

i have the saab 9-7X on demo right now. its basically a trailblazer with more cool shit. i LOVE the trailblazer and i LOVE cool shit so it seems like the perfect match.

 

 

and its not selling out if i keep the car, is it?

[ecnarf]

Well, it's a Saab, you get a pass from me.

 

P.S. I'll take the M off your hands if it becomes a liability.

[Ryan44]

Saab's suck. it is the only bad mark on GM.

[ecnarf]

You mean, other than the rest of GM, of course.

[RicardoObviouso]

need i compile a list of parts shared between corvettes and cavaliers, and escalades and whatever GMs shitty entry level pick-up is?

 

 

spare me. saab is the only gm product sold under its own label. everything else can be found at "your nearest GM dealer".

[Ryan44]

who cares what parts they share. that is conveinient for all parties then, i see nothing wrong with that, at all, i think its brilliant. they dont have to make so many specailized parts, and its easier to get a hold of what you need.

the 2007 corvette can beat a ferrari f430 off the line. i have a magazine where they tested it. the vette with 500 hp. and i love ferraris. the vette is an icon, still cool.

the tahoes are sweet, i like the look, bu there are ltos of problems, so i hear. the new Silverado and Sierra will be one of the best selling trucks in histroy, if not the best ever. they look good, and are much improved.

 

Saab just makes me barf everytime i see one. i will always hate them, they are ugly, and complicated inside, well the older ones were and i dont care about the new ones.

[RicardoObviouso]

my point is that you're spending tens of thousands of dollars more when all you're really getting is softer leather and a fancy badge.

 

 

but, arguing gmcs and class with someone from calgary is like arguing looting and holt renfrew with someone from new orleans.

[Ryan44]

Saab is the anti-class.

 

who cares.

Everyone knows that Ferrari is the best car maker in the whole world.

[RicardoObviouso]

when they come out with an SUV, let me know.

[Ryan44]

oh you are one of those north american people. like the big gas gusslers???

 

well lambo came out back in the early 90's i think..with an SUV called the LM002. it was neat, i would want it.

 

actually 1986

 

http://www.supercars.net/cars/976.html

[ecnarf]

Why, in the name of all things sacred, would an Italian sports car company put out that monstrosity. The Germans can get away with an SUV, but not the Italians.

[matrix]

This has inspired me to write...

 

Top Five Worst Car Companies

 

5. Hyundai

4. Chevrolet

3. Suzuki

2. Kia

1. Ford