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Top 5 European Cities I Visited:

 

1. Madrid

2. Amsterdam

3. London

4. Paris

5. Prague

dang it! i'm jealous of you again.

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I know she makes it so easy to be jealous...I sometimes wish I were a talented, beautiful, globetrotting, Lesbian too

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Well, let's not forget where I live, that definitely reduces some points

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Then come to Canada or The states and make it rock with your coolness.

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Then damnit you should!!!

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top 5 things I will do today..

 

5. Put money in the bank

4. Nap

3. Drink beer

2. Watch hockey

1. SWEET NOTHING

Ravenous megin-sane
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be careful seany weany

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That's an awesome list Sean, except for the Hockey part, I don't care about that.

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be careful seany weany

I will.

Lazing around doing nothing is a dangerous thing to do.

 

 

Shiri, you're missing out, I'm almost positive there's an Israli national hockey team.

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Haha, I highly doubt that. I'm not too much into sport in general to be honest.

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Top 5 Shiris

1) Shiri

2) Shiri

3) Shiri

4) Shiri

5) Shiri

Edited by Hyphnip
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You damned right Tim...now if we could just figure out a way to get all 5 of them over to the states/canada...

 

Top 5 things to do if we can get Shiri to come hang out:

 

1)Be her wingman

2)Go chick oggling with her

3)Help her re-record her songs with a full band(Owen and I,are the rhythm section)

4)Take her to all of our favorite restaurants

5)Get her a 6ft blonde, and a strap on to use on her(in the privacy of her own room...no watching Adam)

Edited by bishopx
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Haha, Charles, I really like you right now

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a 6 foot strap on? I think I read all of that wrong

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a 6 foot strap on? I think I read all of that wrong

;)

 

 

6757548585

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a 6 foot strap on? I think I read all of that wrong

I think I may have just lactated from laught too hard...

 

I love you too, Shiri

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You damned right Tim...now if we could just figure out a way to get all 5 of them over to the states/canada...

 

Top 5 things to do if we can get Shiri to come hang out:

 

1)Be her wingman

2)Go chick oggling with her

3)Help her re-record her songs with a full band(Owen and I,are the rhythm section)

4)Take her to all of our favorite restaurants

5)Get her a 6ft blonde, and a strap on to use on her(in the privacy of her own room...no watching Adam)

So I assume I'll be helping you set up the video camera beforehand?

Posted

Seriously, will the taping lesbian sex jokes ever end?

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probably not.

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I thought so. But are they still funny to anyone?

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i don't know. probably

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