Cat Sex

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Why is this thread at the bottom of the page again? I was looking at books on the weekend, cat books, but didn't have enough time to find the page on cat sex. Sorry you guys. I'll try and make it up to you.

[borntohula]

don't even liiiiiie.

[hum-an-ole]

I can't believe this is still going. Will this be page ten yet?

 

Edit: Damn it. Nope. I know, I'm too lazy to count.

Edited October 25, 2006 by Christing

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Once it gets to ten I'm taking all of us out for drinks.

[borntohula]

but we all have to find our way to your house right? i'll be there friday. i promise.

[supercanuk]

I seriously want these drinks!

[ecnarf]

First tell us your home address and SIN number.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

223 CATSEX Boulevard, Catsex, Minnisota, United States of Butt to Butt CatSex

[ecnarf]

You forgot the SIN number.

[borntohula]

223 CATSEX Boulevard, Catsex, Minnisota, United States of Butt to Butt CatSex

google maps can't find your house. strange.

 

OH EM GEE TEN PAGES

Edited October 25, 2006 by borntohula

[ecnarf]

Drinks on whoever said he'd buy us drinks.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

That was me. Extra drinks for someone who knows a ve and can ask them all about cat sex.

[borntohula]

shit. i was just in guelph. i should've gone to their vet training facility or whatever the proper name for the place is.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

National Cat Sex Farm

[adora]

It hurts the female a lot. Male cats have this little hook thing on their penis which connects in the vagina so the female cat can't escape.

It hurts to look at it cause the female struggles to escape and cries yet the male kitty wont let her.

[ecnarf]

Why does that sound so familiar?

[mrs jesus]

It hurts the female a lot. Male cats have this little hook thing on their penis which connects in the vagina so the female cat can't escape.

It hurts to look at it cause the female struggles to escape and cries yet the male kitty wont let her.

are you sure about that? i thought that only happened to dogs.

[adora]

It hurts the female a lot. Male cats have this little hook thing on their penis which connects in the vagina so the female cat can't escape.

It hurts to look at it cause the female struggles to escape and cries yet the male kitty wont let her.

are you sure about that? i thought that only happened to dogs.

No I'm pretty sure

dogs, cats all the same stuff

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Why does that sound so familiar?

I think I said it earlier. Not a hook, but backwards facing barbs is what wikipedia used I believe. It's somewhere back in the TEN PAGES! before this. All about cat sex. I don't think dogs are the same.

[ecnarf]

I was talking more about the girl crying and trying to get away.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I don't think you were, because you don't likem conscious OOOOOOH SNAP!

[Ryan44]

a penis hook!!!!! interesting.

[ecnarf]

I don't think you were, because you don't likem conscious OOOOOOH SNAP!

Once she wakes up she'll eventually start crying.

 

...reasons why every man needs a good, solid wrench.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Hahahaha oh my. Wrench.

[RicardoObviouso]

a hammer proves messy, but more effective.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i mean, depending on how brutal you want the scene to be.