Cat Sex

[borntohula]

Also, to stay even more on topic, lets say cats did have butt to butt sex. If this became a wide known fact, do you think people would turn on cats and start buying them. I mean who would want an animal under their roof who doesn't eff like any god fearing human, like a dog. Not me.

i dont know, i think we should take how you thought as an example. you knew (or thought) almost all your life that cats had butt sex, and yet you still went about you life like things were normal. obviously it isn't that big of a deal. then again, you just had a canine in the house and never encounterred the cat sex first hand either, so one could say that maybe it only matters if you're a breeder of cats. and if so, your life is ruined.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

My canine? My dead canine? Thanks Mike. Thanks a lot.

 

Anyway. The thought of immoral cat butt sex wasn't always on my mind. You see I was a remarkably mature grade seven. I didn't find too much humour in the pictures of cat's touching bums. So I guess I always kind of registered it as nothing more than a simple fact. But I guess because it's not the type of fact that is reassured everyday, I forgot about it and it became less of a fact. Since my encounters with cats through life are few and far between, and I already had a mean hate on for them anyway, rare was it that I saw a cat and thought "hey he backs himself into other cats to get it on, I hate him." Had, say, my parents attempted to refil the void int heir empty lives after the death of my dog, thanks Mike, with a cat, I would have brought up the "fact" that cats have sex bum to bum. This alone would no doubt have put them off cats forever. After all, who wants two beasts secretly touching bums when you're off at work having sex with a janitor? Hm? Not me. Not my parents. And certainly not my dead dog. I can almost guarentee he would have been staunchy opposed to it. In conclusion, I contest that your average pet shopper would be put off by the knowledge that this so-called "animal of Christ" practices not just sodomy, but backwards, deviant sodomy. That's all.

 

Cold Mike. Just cold. What would Oscar say? "Thanks Mike, I'm dead" perhaps? Who can say at this hour.

 

P.S. I've been writing this for 4 hours.

[msmolinski21]

I can't believe this thread is still alive.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

You backed into it though didn't you? Or you just stuck up your tail and backside and asked your owner to hit it with a mounded up sock. Yes? I'm sorry, I'm just trying to keep this bitch rolling. Who else hates cats?

[Ravenous Yam]

Bahahaha.

And yes, i hate cats. They suck.

I think someone should make a rhino/gorilla/tiger/armadillo hyrbid.

Or, failing that, send me money.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I'm willing to drop everything in life, take what money I have, and meet with you in the desert somewhere to a) develope this animal and B) prove that cats can have butt to butt sex.

[adam_phg]

i sex cats and they DONT butt + butt

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

That's awesome that this was your first post guy. Well done. I'm proud of you. And what if cat's did have butt to butt sex? I think we're ignoring this crucial issue.

[Ravenous itchy]

Its his 2nd ;). Some forums don't count towards your posts.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Are you foreal! Well that's good to know. One day I want to know everything there is to know about this place. Some day...I'll be the most powerful Jedi EVAR!

[Ravenous Yam]

You'll need platform shoes, a purple fur coat, a hat with a feather in it, and a stylin' cane. Also gold teeth, giant shades, and some giant gold bling.

 

And of course, the famous Jedi strut.

[borntohula]

people, people, let's not get off topic here.

 

i'm thinking of taking some time this week to go visit a cat breeder just to see what the real story is, i haven't been able to sleep since eric first introduced this topic to the bored.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Sorry. Here's my idea, since I won't rest until this reaches ten pages. Let's all post our cat-sex-fan-fic. Hey? "borntohula" suggested a little Garfield and Nermal action. Because he's perverse.

[borntohula]

fuck you.

 

i'll draw a picture later.

 

for now, enjoy this website: http://www.stuffonmycat.com/

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

KISSES MIKE! There are a lot of wierd cat sites out there. What strange cat sites have you, the viewing audience, come across?

[borntohula]

more kitties for everyone's enjoyment. i have a feeling no one reads this anymore.

 

http://www.acaseofcuriosities.com/potter_tea_croquet.html

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Neato Mike. Wherever did you find such a wild link?

 

And don't be silly. I hear this is the most popular thread on all the message boards on all the internets. Right everyone?

[static]

Back in da cave witchu! Go'on git!

[Ravenous Yam]

Cat related discussion:

There was once a stray three-legged cat that lived near my house, it was Satan. It was huge, fast, ancient, and more vicious than any other suburban animal ive ever seen. It killed someone's dog once.

 

Unfortunately, though, i never thought to ask it how it sexed its undoubtedly numerous feline bitches.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

That was the scariest thing I've ever read. No jokes. Did it die? Wassap?

[Ravenous Yam]

I'm pretty sure it's dead now. It had been around for years by the time i was born (1987), and i was still seeing it up until about 2003. I don't see it anymore though.

 

It was remarkable how fast it could run with only 3 legs.

[borntohula]

sorry guys. i had to bump this thread. it was completely necessary. i think i have proof that cats do it normally.

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5492994624829138077

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

For the sake of humour or not, that guy still humped his cat for almost 40 seconds, alone in his room, which is a bit odd. And the cat didn't seem none to happy either.

[Dan #2]

oh man that was so wrong

[ecnarf]

sorry guys. i had to bump this thread. it was completely necessary. i think i have proof that cats do it normally.

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5492994624829138077

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