Cat Sex

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

So look. I'm not sure if this should go in the sticky situations thread or not, but I figure if I put it there that would make it wierd. I'm wondering if anyone can confirm or deny that cats do it butt to butt. Anyone. I've never had a cat, and I hate cats so I'm never around them, so I'm stumped. Please help. I can't sleep.

[borntohula]

im pretty sure cats go to the lab and do artificial insemination.

[Devil On Rollerskates]

When I saw the title of this thread I couldn't stop laughing.

[BBQ]

I'm pretty sure it's just regular animal sex, but apparently it really hurts the female and she pretty much scratches the male's face off when it's done.

[sockcrotch]

Eric, I don't know what you're planning, or what you're planning to do it with (I can probably guess that one), but I seriously recommend you get yourself some help.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i think it's doggy style.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Look perverts, I just need some solid evidence. Google didn't help me at all. Now I'm not a cat, therefore if I were to have sex with a cat, it wouldn't be called cat sex now would it silly. In addition, I know where all the love holes for kitties are, and to me it would make sense if they did it butt to butt. I also recall a book from my late childhood depicting butt to butt cat sex. It was in my class room in grade seven. Someone has to have concrete proof for me.

[Ravenous Yam]

I can't imagine how absurd it would look for two cats to be having sex 'butt to butt'. I would assume they do it like almost every other quadruped.

Edited October 5, 2005 by Ravenous Yam

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I've seen many many cat's in heat and they can't all have been female cats, but they all did the "touch-my-butt" thing.

[borntohula]

 

i think ive found what you've been looking for.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

See??!!!

[BBQ]

;) 2345678

[Seanathon]

This thread is hilarious.

 

 

However, I can't imagine they do it any differently than their wild cousins

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Very interesting point, and one I too have contemplated. I have a FELINE that it may be wrong. tee hee hee. I'm sorry, I don't know how that happened.

[borntohula]

I have a FELINE that it may be wrong.

LAWL5678

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Now it's jsut you and me here. It almost feels wrong. Check this fools. I've read an article in which it talks about hoe "Big Cats" get it on, and it clearly makes the distinction between big cats and regular cats.

[Audio of Being]

;) 23456

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I'm getting nowhere with this. Tomorrow I'm going to go to the library and find a book on cats.

[shadowkitten]

 

i think ive found what you've been looking for.

haha, that is too funny...

 

also, how the fuck would butt to butt sex even work, does the male cat turn his penis around 180 degrees to stick it in...

 

i'm pretty sure they have sex like dogs...

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Male cats have their penises at the back.

 

 

I was going to post a picture but it's kinda gross. Go here if you want to see a male cats backside. Cat Ass

[Crusader]

That's pretty nasty.

[saturnine]

when i fuck cats, i do it ass to ass

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

You were warned. But now do you see my point?

 

Edit: And if Saturnine had a penis on his ass, him and the cat he was loving would therefore be in what position?

Edited October 5, 2005 by The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King

[borntohula]

You were warned. But now do you see my point?

 

Edit: And if Saturnine had a penis on his ass, him and the cat he was loving would therefore be in what position?

CATTYSTYLE!!

 

aka butt to butt

[Ravenous megin-sane]

that can't be how they do it.