Cat Sex

[Pixie-elf]

Okay, this was just what I needed. <3 I love the name of this thread. I thought it was going to be something much worse, but, then again, I'm extremely perverted.

 

My male cat is gay as all get-out. I mean seriously, he's fixed, and comes home smelling like he's been sprayed. He also thinks he's a dog. I just know he goes out and has gay-cat-secks.

 

I want to sex someone butt-to-butt! *Goes out to try that now*

[Pixie-elf]

Okay since I can't edit my post I have to post 'gain....

 

According to my boyfriend, wolves mate butt-to-butt.

 

He might just be fucking with me because I'm guillable, so, maybe you saw wolfies and not kitties?

 

Now we must have this answered, also!

[ryanolmstead]

they obviously do it in a cheap motel room with a heart shaped bed and if they don't get mirrored ceilings there will be hell to pay.

[Mouko]

What about Cat-People?  Would they do it butt to butt?

[borntohula]

i dont follow. his post destroyed this thread. is that a good thing? like no one was able to reply to it and thusly he destroyed the thread? or is it a bad thing?

[Disestabulistic]

What about Cat-People?

[Mouko]

i dont follow. his post destroyed this thread. is that a good thing? like no one was able to reply to it and thusly he destroyed the thread? or is it a bad thing?

Bad + Bad = Worse

[worldofnoise]

Googlism for: cat sex

 

cat sex is not all that great

cat sex is rough

cat sex is just around the corner

cat sex is tough

cat sex is too much

[supercanuk]

"cat sex is just around the corner"

OH SHIT IT IS?!?!?!

[Pixie-elf]

"cat sex is just around the corner"

OH SHIT IT IS?!?!?!

Holy crap, I'll have to watch where I step lest I step into a pile of cat sex!

 

But will it be Butt-To-Butt or not?

 

Edit: I googlisimed Wolf sex and got this...

 

"wolf sex is something that i would try if i were not already romantically linked with a hungry antelope"

 

I figured that since wolves mate butt-to-butt I should just see... XD

Edited December 15, 2005 by Pixie-elf

[borntohula]

i felt as though this thread needed to be revived, because we never fully closed the book on the subject. or did we?

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I've seen beastiality lately that supported my theory, but I didn't look hard enough to be sure. I still stand by this as being a possibility. Any new thoughts?

[bishopx]

Having had the pleasure(NOT!!!!) of pulling up in the driveway one afternoon some years ago, to find the family cat "Cha Cha" being mounted "doggy-style" or is that "Kitty-style" in the middle of the drive way... I think that answers the question...and left a then 17 year old, BishopX...traumatized for life.

[borntohula]

you didnt join in? i would have liked to have seen the product 9 months later (or however long it takes for el gatos to get preggers and then poop out kitties). you passed up the opportunity to cross breeds? you obviously do not have a scientific mind.

[bishopx]

That is just sick-sick-sick!!!

 

I now need therapy.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I think cats can do it both ways. Any time I'ce seen them doing it 'doggy style' the one in back seems to be really bent, like you would have to be if your weiner wasn't fracing forward like a dogs.

[bishopx]

I can't stop laughing at this...it's beyond funny.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I could have sworn this was longer than 8 pages before. I guess I'll have to take it off my resume.

[hum-an-ole]

Hahaha....how did I end up reading this whole thing?!..You guys are nuts. And so am I apparently. Good job.

 

 

EDIT: your goal of 10 pages is so close. Someone keep this going.

Edited October 18, 2006 by Christing

[Crusader]

This illustration might explain cat sex a little better.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Is it wrong that that turns me on a little bit? No? Good. For the time being, can we admit that lesbian cats do it butt to butt?

[hum-an-ole]

I'll accept that as truth. Someone post it to Wikipedia and make it so.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

The Wikipedia page is good, but not god enough. It's where I learned about the bakwards facing barbs, but it doesn'tt alk about positions and stuff. What's the point?

[hum-an-ole]

That's why YOU should change it and add info about the positions. That's the beauty of the Wiki. If enough people agree something is true, then it will be.....mwuhahahah!

[bishopx]

Still laughing hysterically at this. I may never be able to look at a cat the same way again.