Interview The Person Below You

[ecnarf]

Unfortunately, yes.

 

Do you remember being in grade three?

[Shiri]

Yep.

 

Do you like Rogue Wave?

[ecnarf]

Do I like who?

[RicardoObviouso]

you should. they had some good songs.

 

 

 

aerosmith is coming to vancouver. are you excited?

[Azalroth]

Not really, I'm in Ontario.

 

Why don't I remember last night?

[Sparq]

Whiskey. Make friends with vodka and it'll never let you down.

 

Why can't I find a crazy old man selling a nice car for a ridiculously low price?

[ecnarf]

Because with all the new drugs they're inventing, old people are less crazy.

 

Why can't I find a crazy old man selling a motorcycle for a decent price?

[Disestabulistic]

Because higher powers have ordained that you must not buy a motorcycle.

 

Ook?

[shenanigans87]

Sure...

 

Earliest memory you have?

[Disestabulistic]

Hiking at milk river, ancient pictographs.

 

Why do so many people dislike cats so much?

[little miss sunshine]

Because they just aren't cool. Cats are super awesome.

 

Should i flip a table in class tomorrow when i get all pissed off?

[Sparq]

You should flip a table in class even if you're not really pissed off. Because that's pure class.

 

Why is the weather always murderous frozen death when I go out for a drive?

[Prometheon]

Because you live in Canada and it's January.

 

Where do you live and how goddamn cold is it right now?

[WalrusMeat]

BC, and it's snowing like there's no tomorrow.

 

 

Why does a package of 15, (popcorn) only last me three weeks?

[Disestabulistic]

I wouldn't know, I find popcorn to be disgusting in the extreme.

 

Who invented icecream, and when?

[shenanigans87]

I did a little research and it's not too clear, but here a link that may give you some insight:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream#History

 

Do you like zombie movies?

[garsk]

only the funny ones

 

what is the best hang-over cure?

[RicardoObviouso]

more.

 

 

will the brick's current promotion (save 7% off everything in the store) drive sales?

[WalrusMeat]

No, because they're lying to us.

 

 

Why does my head hurt so much?

[RicardoObviouso]

do you really want us to answer that?

[supercanuk]

Yes.

 

If there is always a problem, is there always a solution?

[little miss sunshine]

I would have to say there must be. p.s. - Supercanuk, I heart you.

 

How long can a dog hold in pee?

[Prometheon]

Always 1 minute less than whenever you get home.

 

What's the last song that got stuck in your head?

[sodamntired]

Green Day - Basket Case

 

 

What would barber shops look like if pubic hair didn't stop growing?

[no yu begin wher i end]

They'd require parental supervision.

 

Which university/universities are you going to/have you ever applied to?