Interview The Person Below You

[Azalroth]

In your heart dummy...the trick is NOT to look for it, it'll find you.

 

Who's ready for Wings tonigh?

[Prometheon]

Not me.

 

The food or the show?

[Azalroth]

The food...cheap night tonight for wings...

 

Who's ready for Valentines day?

[Jarrod]

not i

 

 

should i move to vancouver or calgary?

[Disestabulistic]

Vancouver. Alberta is stupid. Calgary doubly so.

 

Should I lick the wall right now?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Yes.

 

Other than French, what is the most useless language?

[screaming roommate]

pig latin

 

If you could screw off your head would you take advantage of it? What kind of things would you do?

Edited February 14, 2006 by screaming roommate

[Disestabulistic]

I would have said english.

 

I would indeed unscrew my head. I'd sacre little children, make money somehow, maybe choreograph a dance routine around it.

 

Why is my back sore?

Edited February 14, 2006 by Disestabulistic

[Prometheon]

Cuz you've been spending too much time on it ;);)

 

If you could choose between these two super powers, which would you pick?

 

1) Being able to transform any part of your body into plumbing equipment or

 

2) Being able to control cheese with the power of your mind.

[Disestabulistic]

Control Cheese!

 

How many fingers am I holding up?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Pi.

 

Did you lick the wall?

[Disestabulistic]

I'm sorry, no.

 

Will you?

[screaming roommate]

i will.

 

why did the cow cross the road?

[shenanigans87]

Sure...Mmmmmm......wall..... ;)

 

Should I phone the guy I'm interested in and wish him a Happy Valentine's Day tomorrow even though it would seem completely random and out of left field because I have never before dropped the slightest hint that I am, in fact, interested in him?

[no yu begin wher i end]

Yes, because maybe the spontaneity of that action will cause nearby objects to spontaneously combust. That would be pretty kickass.

 

Biodiesel or hydrogen?

[little miss sunshine]

Hydrogen.

 

Should I blow off studying tomorrow night (for my exam the next morning) and go to my friends house because I know he will give me a back rub?

[Prometheon]

Only if by 'back' you mean 'clitoris.'

 

Should I jam with some really bad musicians on Friday?

[Jarrod]

yuck. no.

 

why does school suck?

[WalrusMeat]

You love me forever...?

Yes.

 

Question answer:

 

Because it's supposed to. I hate it too.

 

 

 

 

 

Why do all the lonely people hate Valentines day, and why can't they just be happy for those with someone?

[Jarrod]

because we're jealous...we need to fuck too you know.

 

 

ugh...

 

are you cheap?

[Shiri]

I don't think so.

 

What's a good idea for a Valentine's Day date with your significant other?

[Azalroth]

I find that writting something to your loved one accompanied by a flower (traditionally a rose) is usually a good way to go, that and dinner out.

 

Do you think I'll get back with the ex? (I'm currently writting the above portion of the valentines plan)

[Disestabulistic]

I'm bad at smarmy reassuring. I don't know.

 

Why is candy so good?

[Azalroth]

cause its bad for you...duh

 

Is Canada gonna take gold in Hockey (Mens & Womens)?

[shenanigans87]

YES and YES! ;)

 

Have you ever donated blood?