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You know it.

Don't make me send some MILOB's to opsec you tangos.

Yes you were, Meg. And afterwards you said that you didn't plan on getting drunk again for another year, and you only wanted to be a social drinker.

No, I'm calling myself black. And buddy, if black widows are a species, THEN THERE HAVE TO BE MALES.

I told you, PERSEC = personal security. Part of being a soldier of fortune. Noone may know me and live.

Again; no sharing.

...from the waist down.

Just wait 'till I get the gun.

...only because I have to kill them afterwards for persec.

Fact: Women secretly love getting beaten.

I answer to nobody.

I fail to see a correlation.

Nonsense. Women like being cursed at.

17.5 years. *shakes fist*

P.S. Aliens invade.

No, but I'm trying to find a girl who'll buy the line...

I'll toss it to you at high speed minus casing.

Nevermind, I'm 3 hours ahead ofyou. YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST!!!

I'm watching the canadian track and field championships, because most of my channels got cancelled.

Is this the last 24 hours or last 1 hour and 50 minutes?

Those were my ancestors, bitch.

I want some buffalo wings. Then I'll fly away with them. (seriously I don't much like buffalo wings)

Didn't they wrestle each other naked?

Take a wild guess... They burn. In other words, they oxidize. Rust. What have you. They are no longer capable of conducting an electrical current.

Private, go foxtrot yourself.