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Kind of like Kirby but with a few f's thrown in for good measure.

Wow. Deja vu.

And lo, she was a chick.

Umm.... intraurethral stimulation.

Perhaps you guys just haven't heard the term sounding before.

Razor blade "soundings".

Because if Kiffy is a guy then he is a peter puffer.

Who the hell is Kiffy and why isn't someone as cool as her?

You're going to regret that, big time.

but, why? Because I don't post fast enough is why.

Oh, so you're into the whole skullfucking thing?

I ought to skullfuck you for that.

I'd become a slave to my pleasure but I never slip the roofies into girls' drinks without being seen doing it.

You will be sentenced to sitting in a women's studies class for one week and being called a misogynist pig by the populace.

I didn't know that 1984 could be compared to a Brave New World. Like, at all.

It's a tie for last?

And you're going to keep that from happening.

But hell, passages from great books have a hell of a lot more significance than Fallout Boy. And text is the medium that books survive on. Quoting song lyrics is like reading stand-up. It just ain't proper. P.S. oh god don't look at my signature please. EDIT: MSN name is as follows: Adam - what happened to the popularity of monty python?

But my name is propaganda! I SWEAR IT IS!

Hm. Yes. You don't see emo kids being smug about their emo. They're all into it with their pathetic excuses for hearts and pretending to be profound by quoting song lyrics on their myspace page.

Isn't that sort of like conforming to non-conformism? There's a paradox for you. How do you not conform without conforming to this non-conforming bullshit?

May I call you a string of foul words questioning your sexual morals in a completely baseless fashion to vent my frustration?

What a bitch / 10

Nah. Moving in by myself. Will be... interesting. I think. Here's hoping the other people renting out the units in the house are hot.

Shade's insistence on not drinking with me. Some e-friend you are.