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Question: isn't this one of those arguments that you just by taking part in?

Not as good as the doggy cunnilingus show. God that was gross.

I have a Mac, therefore I am immune from anything bad happening to me. (oh man I remember when I actually believed that...)

Prezygotic isolation mechanisms, bitch!

Nah. I mean unless you cross-bred the tallest woman in the world with the hairiest man in the world in a Mendelian-type experiment... assuming that the genes are independently assorted and that height and body hair aren't located on the same allele...

If only Ogo Pogo weren't just as full of shit with a much worse name.

What the hell? We have to call Google Maps dumb because the google people have a sense of humour? Would you prefer it if they directed you to the website of their favourite airline?

Isn't that when Insane Clown Posse released The Wraith? also, Anton, if I may add "and then broke up and then had sex and then had a kid and then FINALLY got together again at the end of the series" to your statement. It may well have been. All I know is that I quoted a shitty song and cited a random day. I remember when the internets was a constant suicide watch. Disappear for a few days, everyone thought you'd hung yourself. Stop answering text messages from internetters, everyone thought you'd hung yourself. Write something pathetically cryptic but utterly meaningless in your livejournal and everyone would think that you'd have hung yourself. Fuck the internets.

I remember when I lost my mind? It was november 5th, 2003. It was a bleak day.

OMG Pavel!

Sort of. My understanding is that since God is the most perfect perfect perfect thing we can possibly imagine, the only way it could be more perfect is if it were real. Therefore, Catholicism is right (to be more specific about it). What bullshit. That's like one of those questions for a test that are so moronically simple and easy that you forget to study it and then when you see it you think "God damn! That's easy! I should know it! and that's the difference between an 81 and an 84.

Oh man that would be so awesome.

I can't fucking stand Wuthering Heights. Sadly, chicks dig unrequited romance and ghosts. Gonna be reading the Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie as of tomorrow. Do chicks dig blasphemy? I hope they do.

The sentiment "Tomorrow is a brand new day" EVERY DAY IS A BRAND NEW DAY AND IF YOU TROGLODYTES ONLY CARE ABOUT TOMORROW BEING A NEW DAY WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPS YOU THEN YOU REALLY SHOULD CONSIDER DRINKING THE KOOL-AID.

Laugh out loud! You're a moron.

I'd fall in love 35 times BUT THERE ARE SO MANY COUPLES I WANT TO VOMIT. Also, I have to act snobbish somehow. You don't look snobbish by staring at girls as they walk by in tube tops pretending to read about the utter fallacy that is Thomas Aquinas' ontological proof. p.s. I'm guessing chicks don't dig the ontological proof.

Waiting for Owen to find this thread...

I don't want to pull anything when I really get going.

No. The "mee-OW!" is when I actually penetrate (before he starts biting the pillow, that is). Ass-slapping is usually accompanied by a flashback to a traumatic childhood memory.

That sounds familiar, coming from you.

Textually sodomized, you mean.

9/10 me likey. p.s. seriously someday I'm going to release chromosome shaped cereal. it will be glorious.

If I put my mind to it, perhaps.

Chris the puppy-sodomizing pederast?