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Hey, I have some solid genes. Don't knock 'em. Not everyone can be this good-looking and smart.

And bishop, you know how to kiss a good ass.

That's it. Bend over and kiss your cherry good-bye.

;) You know what I meant.

What a killjoy.

What killjoys.

Something about the department of chemistry owning a bike shop. And I got free t-shirts for being a chemistry student. Also I ended up doing awesome on my final exams and was validated as a human being, for I both excelled in my ongoing case study of the effects of alcohol on the underage male body AND in my real studies. Secretly, I just want science to be more like engineering. Those guys are some hardcore motherfuckers. And most eng students aren't lame as fuck.

Tim is gonna make an awesome wife someday.

I know what you mean. ;)

Nah. I mean unless you cross-bred the tallest woman in the world with the hairiest man in the world in a Mendelian-type experiment... assuming that the genes are independently assorted and that height and body hair aren't located on the same allele... I love it when you type like this. You know what we should do? A mendelian test cross. EDIT: For clarity I'm saying I should get you pregnant. EDIT EDIT: Or at least try to.

What the deuce? How is obsessing over dragonball z and superman fights "cool" and calculus/physics/chemistry/bio isn't? It's like it's opposite land. The less relevant something is the cooler it is!

Oh boy! My snappy comebacks have been validated. p.s. my mom driving me into preschool one day.

You were giving it away THAT young?

Oh man that wii helmet would be SO sick...

edit: fuck it

my god DO YOU HAVE ANY SPARE ONE OF THOSE THAT YOU'D LIKE TO DONATE TO MY AVATAR?

That's it. You, me, altar, NOW.

Yarr, it tells me it wants me to register even though I already have.

It's... gone? This is what i get for not reading the music section.

I remember when Ryan used to be more of a douche. Hold the phone...

that you lose by etc.

I remember when I used to be able to complete IQ tests withi the allotted time.

FUCK YOU SCARLETT >> FEIST. That is, Scarlett - Feist = Scarlett.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCARLETT? 0/infinity.