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"Better" must be a relative term.

It's not really a question of "need"... and I'm not the type to give out my address and stuff over the internet anyways. But just for arguments sake, how much do you think I could get the standard stuff off of you? (i.e. an iron, stand for the skis, sharpening stones + holder, scraper...)

I should really get me some waxing/sharpening equipment for my skis.

Painting of Jesus being used as a dartboard. The image doesn't hit you until you think, "What the hell did he just say?" and then realize, "Zing!".

Subtle hot or over-the-top hot?

So now I got to bring that in. Oooh yeah.

Don't forget to give him your SSN and credit card numbers.

Pssh... dangerous my ass. I've been doing it over 10 years and haven't injured myself once. Also, OTP, just for curiosity's sake, what exactly is a "machine wax"? I'm not down with all the details of ski waxing and stuff.

... Racists.

They were talking about that rap in a podcast I listen to awhile ago and it said "If you haven't seen this video by now, you don't have any friends." And it's sad because I hadn't seen that video and I really don't have any friends. Slate.com should be more sensitive to my type of minority.

http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2780065 Excellent.

Let's face it, Brandon's was like, "wtf?"

Technically speaking, Canada is a country or a state, not a nation.

Crying on the outside is the only way to do it.

If I was in demand, technically, I would be everyone else's.

Do you know something we don't

;):lol: that was wonderful, adam I'm just sad that I couldn't make the movie longer. I think a sequel is in order.

Jesus Christ, squidney, that was retarded. http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2779447

That worries me. What were you doing looking at your friend's wangs?

I don't know if was machine or hand... it was labeled as a "hot wax", and the list price was something like $5.75.

Is OTP feeling insecure?

Does it matter? I got my skis waxed for free at sporting life. They have coupons that you can print off the internet to get your skis waxed for free as much as you want. Adam: 1 Sporting Life: 0

look what i made everyone. if anyone wants their username described for them (i.e. Yam is Ravenous), please ask. then wait 6-8 weeks to be denied.

i wonder if we could turn that into law? think about it. I was considering this yesterday while reading Maclean's in school. There was an article saying that the voting age should be raised to 21, just to teach 18 year olds a lesson that a vote is something valuable, and that when they've been waiting three extra years to vote, they'll have learned their lesson and they'll all get out to vote. Yeah, the article was really quite full o fshit, because they had a look at people that weren't going to vote in the first place and said, "Stop this idiot from the absolute certainty of him voting!" The way I saw it, why not let people who give a shit run the country, and let everyone else stand in our collective shit? You can't say it isn't fair.

We became independent by asking politely! OMG JINGOISM!!!