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...actually, it was stolen from harry potter and was very out of place. kyle improba est.

Any time, Professor Obvious.

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Actually, it's early.

None. As far as I know.

I just don't drink pop.

Uhh... sure... I'll see how this all unfolds.

aspartame = the one you should probably avoid. plus it tastes like shit.

splenda IS sucralose.

You cause cancer. P.S. No it doesn't.

Just because I'm 6'1 and weigh 150 pounds soaking wet doesn't mean I can't post in the working out thread.

Splenda = sugar that has (I think) been fluorinated (or run through some type of similar chemical process). Basically, it changes the sugar molecule so that your body can't metabolize it and it passes right through your system. So it's a "low-calorie sweetener". It is also widely considered the safest sugar substitute. Aspartame runs the risk of methanol poisoning in some people.

A boy said to me that if I wore a dress to the prom, he would be my date. We'll see.

And dumb as posts?

...making them polygamists. Polygamy is like making a baby. You need two people to do it, and one person is not more responsible for it than the other.

Last time I checked, polygamy was a crime.

I knew someone who looked a lot like Lindsay Lohan last year. I don't know if she was a slut, but she was dumb as a brick. She once came to me at the beginning of a lunch period asking for help on a presentation that was due in 45 minutes, that she hadn't so much as started. And there were a lot of times where it seemed like she was coming on to me. She was probably just trying to use me for my homework doing capabilities, anyways. And she wasn't that good-looking. And like previously mentioned, dumb as a post. I think all Lohans are natural born idiots.

Glad to be of service.

Showy person to be read as attention whore.

You do realize that Nazi war criminals were allowed to stay in Brazil for the same reason? EDIT: Stupid argument. These people are criminals. Persecution my left foot. I hate to sound too arrogant here, but those kids are better off away from the dozens of mothers and lone father.

If they played a role in the man's exploitation of those young girls (and it doesn't seem entirely out of the question), then they don't belong on Canadian soil.

...have you seen Lindsay Lohan as of late?

You're just Ryan.

Oi gevalt!

Warren Jeffs being put on the FBI 10 most wanted list for sexually exploiting underage girls