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Question: How many guys HAVEN'T been pissed off by some chick acting ridiculously selfish during her period?

That makes zero sense. At all.

I fondued your mother.

Cheese eating surrender monkey?

I didn't realize so many members here were fond of blowing shit up.

Random fact: my head exploded after reading that.

That way, one-night stands won't have to be all awkward about asking you what your name is.

For me? You'd arrange that?

It's because I'm suspicious.

I still want the money anyway. EDIT: Why do I get the feeling Evan wants to use me for hot gay sex?

We Italians love our spicy meat-a-balls.

No you don't.

This is going to go over well. "I'm leaving for Vancouver this weekend, I'm just going to check out UBC. Yeah, I'm going alone. No, I don't need to worry about accomodations or anything. Just give me money and a fake ID."

I disagree. The first ones are underage.

The kinetic energy of the arrow. Duh.

If you can fly me out to Vancouver and put a decoy in my room so my parents are none the wiser, I will be happy to accept that offer.

Wow. I need to hang out with you more often.

Would you say it's better or worse than gaydar?

Does it involve a 500 question psychological profile?

It's guys like you that make me question my lack of belief in god(s) and anthropomorphism.

Nicely done, Evan.

What were you saying about random whores not carrying STD's?

I think it's important we all sit back and appreciate the soft, fuzzy, frequently fornicating wonders that rabbits are.

Whatever turns you on.

No. I don't smoke it because it's illegal, but otherwise have no opposition to it.