Christmas Present Awesome-o-meter

[Hyphnip]

I know. I was being a wise ass. just like I'm a German named Tim and Bishop X is black and named Charles

[Crusader]

Charles is clearly a white supremacist in disguise.

[Hyphnip]

damn, he must be a Master Of Disguise (and fuck ANYONE that didn't like that movie!)

Goodnight everyone!

[Crusader]

that movie was terrible (sinBAD terrible), i'm sorry

[Shiri]

Someone should buy me a Christmas present. It doesn't matter I'm Jewish.

[Crusader]

i did but dick in a box takes time to go around.

[Hyphnip]

Classic!

 

How can you hate a movie that has a dog in it whose name is "The Cuteness"?

[ecnarf]

i did but dick in a box takes time to go around.

Dick in a box isn't just for Christmas though.

 

Channukah: 8 dick in a boxes?

 

There is no way for that to make grammatical sense.

[supercanuk]

My Christmas gift to myself was the new PS3 that i bought last night.

 

I rate this as a 100/100, possibly even bonus marks because i bought myself call of duty 3. hehe.

[Sparq]

When it goes missing in the dead of night, you know where to find me.

[supercanuk]

When it goes missing in the dead of night, you know where to find me.

Hehe, i was thinking the other day, im ganna make you a key to my house so you can just walk in and use it haha.

[Shiri]

Stepping up a notch in your relationship, ah?

[bishopx]

I know. I was being a wise ass. just like I'm a German named Tim and Bishop X is black and named Charles

I'm black???? Shit!!!

 

There goes that low interest home loan, I was trying to get.

[ecnarf]

And the speeding ticket you were trying to get out of.

[bishopx]

Truer words have never been spoken...