Christmas Present Awesome-o-meter

[Kumquat]

Hm. You would, wouldn't you?

[ecnarf]

I'd anything.

[Kumquat]

Sexy.

 

eight

[ecnarf]

So what's your reason for being online at this hour of the night?

[Kumquat]

Two cups of coffee and a fair amount of alcohol.

[ecnarf]

I had an unfair amount of alcohol. Fuck.

 

My liver can't take this much pampering.

[Kumquat]

You might want to beat 'er down.

[ecnarf]

Oh, I'll give the girl a righteous spanking the second week of January.

[Kumquat]

Mmm I almost can't wait to go back to school because that's when the magic will happen.

 

Hooray for alcohol.

[ecnarf]

And reverse transcriptase.

[Kumquat]

...riiiiiight.

[ecnarf]

Without it they wouldn't know AIDS existed.

 

True story.

[Crusader]

i thought you were going to make a physics joke, i was all ready to call you a homo too.

[ecnarf]

Well, I made an AIDS joke, so...

 

P.S. WHAT DOES REVERSE TRANSCRIPTASE HAVE TO DO WITH PHYSICS??? Come on, man, get on the ball.

[Crusader]

i was surprised i passed my physics provincial.

[Kumquat]

Physics is for douche bags.

 

My eyes hurt.

[ecnarf]

I'm surprised provincial is an adjective that can describe physics.

 

EDIT: Xandi, so is writing essays for a living.

Edited December 26, 2006 by ecnarf

[Crusader]

are you calling me a douchebag, whore?

[Kumquat]

Yes, Anton.

 

ps. Adam, we're so not doing it.

[ecnarf]

Yes, Anton.

 

ps. Adam, we're so not doing it.

God fucking damn! Cockblocked by you stupid arts and humanities chicks. I don't even like physics. I've got my eye on another girl whose name starts with a ph.

 

Have you no decency?

Edited December 26, 2006 by ecnarf

[Kumquat]

None at all.

[Crusader]

Yes, Anton.

 

ps. Adam, we're so not doing it.

i want to fight you.

 

outside, church parking lot.

[ecnarf]

Oh boy, I can commit more blasphemy.

 

Can't get enough of that shit, dont you know.

[Kumquat]

You know I'm too lazy to fight. Can't we just be friends and make Christmas J's?

[Crusader]

i have no friends but the bottle and my sword. and occasionaly dan.