The Official Taste Of Summer

[Lauren]

if i'm not sleeping, i'm bored. and i don't know why i don't have a job. i think i am undesireable.

Edited July 2, 2006 by Lauren

[RicardoObviouso]

lay in the sun. or get a job with a landscape company. that way you can push a lawnmower around while being in the sun. the pay is usually pretty good and you get quite the workout.

 

 

if i didnt have to be in my office 35 hours a day, i'd be laying in the sun.

[Lauren]

if i lay in the sun, i will get tanlines and i can;t tan topless because my sister is always home.

 

 

any job outside would be awesome, but most of that type of business around here are small family run things, who would would have a full staff of family and friends.

[RicardoObviouso]

and whats wrong with tanlines?

[Lauren]

if i try to wear something that has a different shape than my bathing suit, i will be nice and tanned partly and then i will be signifigantly white on the other part.

[RicardoObviouso]

thats hot. you could invest in a strapless bikini top?

[Lauren]

not to make more excuses for myself, and not to brag, but would they even work for a d-cup?

[RicardoObviouso]

i dont believe im qualified to answer that question.

[Lauren]

i've never tried one on so i have no idea. i just look at bandeaus and say no. and it would still give me tanlines, just in different places.

[Hoverball]

I agree with OTP, tanlines are the shit! Nothing hotter on a woman.

 

As for not wanting them, try a tube top, but tie it up so you only cover the stuff you never show in other clothes. Not sure if a strpless would work with D, but I've seen it work on a C.

[Lauren]

i think i have a tube top...

[ecnarf]

Lauren, if you want, I'll occupy your sister so you can tan topless.

 

Forget what OTP and Hoverball are saying, tanlines aren't cool.

[Guest jsunC]

not to make more excuses for myself, and not to brag, but would they even work for a d-cup?

you're gonna have back problems ;)

[Lauren]

i have back soreness but i think its mostly because i have horrible posture and a bad matress. i'm sure the breasts don't help but i really don't think its much of an issue.

[RicardoObviouso]

maybe the bad posture is due to the big rack?

[Lauren]

i think its due to me being too lazy to sit up right.

[RicardoObviouso]

like i said, i'm no expert.

[Ryan44]

sitting up straight is for nerds and pricks. leave it to them. regular people have to slouch.

[Lauren]

slouching sucks.

[Ryan44]

pfft. slouching is the way of the west.

[Lauren]

as jim morrison says, the west is the best.

[Ryan44]

that jim morrison was correct. clever cookie he was.

[Lauren]

normally i hate aviators, but mmmm.

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Edited July 3, 2006 by Lauren

[ecnarf]

Slouching is for guys like me who realize that even sitting up straight won't make you look less scrawny.