The Official Taste Of Summer

[Ryan44]

i was thinking. u take out all the seeds, and put rye in there. and then glue the watermelon back together

[ecnarf]

Somehow, that seems like a bad idea. Not sure why, though.

[Ryan44]

not if its elmers glue my friend. its Non-toxic!

[Prometheon]

Maybe if vodka had adhesive properties it would work...

[Ryan44]

vodka is sick. rye is where its at. rye and elmers, that will get u hammed.

[Ruettiger]

I've heard a syringe works wonders.

[Ryan44]

brandon. i dont wanna take in watermelon like heroin. that is bad news bears.

[ecnarf]

How would rye get you porked?

[Ruettiger]

Perhaps the alcohol content in rye?

[Ravenous megin-sane]

I'd have to go with pepsi slushies.

 

Man those things are fattening.

i know this was 3 pages ago...

but whenever i get them, they taste like dust.

 

yet i would always get them.

[ecnarf]

Perhaps the alcohol content in rye?

seems doubtful.

[Ruettiger]

This rye:

 

Not this rye:

[ecnarf]

I was thinking of the bread, but anyways.

[Prometheon]

Wow. That's all I can say...

[Spritzup]

Beer and Breasts are what makes summer best.

 

And a spiked watermelon is fucking amazing. It'll fuck you up real quick, I suggest not standing up after consuming.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

you're a pig.

 

 

tell me more about this spiked watermelon

[ecnarf]

Instead of drinking, you eat it. I guess nobody can criticise you for drinking in the afternoon, then.

[Lauren]

if you start drinking early, you can have your drunk time and go to bed at a respectable time. best of both worlds.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

but how does the watermelon get spiked

[Lauren]

i believe someone fielded your query on the last page.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

ohh arn't i silly.

 

i want to try that

[Lauren]

seems like too much work, when in the end the drink still tastes like alcohol and all you really wanted to do was get drunk.

[ecnarf]

Apparently the stuff doesn't taste like alcohol at all. Weird.

[Lauren]

i can always taste the alcohol in alcoolic beverages. blah!

[ecnarf]

Let's test that hypothesis.