The Official Taste Of Summer

[Lauren]

i can't. i will have two drinks and then i will be a slut. i cannot allow that.

[ecnarf]

Oh yes you can...

[Lauren]

a) i really couldn't

b) you wouldn't do anything about it anyways

[ecnarf]

Of course not. Joel would kick my ass. Evan, on the other hand...

[Lauren]

joel would get hurt and i couldn't do that to him. poor innocent joel...

[ecnarf]

Poor, ruthless Evan...

[Lauren]

to see a naked 17 year old (although i consider myself 18)? not worth it.

[ecnarf]

why do you consider yourself 18?

[Lauren]

my birthday is in 13 days.

[ecnarf]

then you can pose in playboy!

[Lauren]

maybe in their more to love issues.

 

 

 

despite what i say, i really don't think i'm fat. i'm just not nearly in good enough shape tummy-wise to pose for playboy.

[ecnarf]

oh, lauren, so self-conscious.

[Lauren]

i'm not. i'm just realisitic. i wear nice clothes that show off what God gave me and stuff, i just know what's up.

[ecnarf]

And oh so humble.

[Lauren]

i said i have nice boobs. that's bragging. and the tummy is nothing i hide under a one-piece.

[ecnarf]

But you're humble about it.

[Lauren]

humble is good. no one likes a bragert. or however you spell that.

[ecnarf]

Braggart. I've always been good at spelling.

[Lauren]

i've always been good at being asleep at 3:05 am.

[ecnarf]

So are most rational people.

[Lauren]

you me and meg need to go to bed.

[ecnarf]

That was not subtle at all.

[Lauren]

i meant seperately.

[ecnarf]

You just want the bored to yourself.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i still need to pack for my cottage.