Super Pet Peeves.

[ecnarf]

Either way works well.

[WalrusMeat]

Or he ate it.

 

Like he was supposed to.

[Lauren]

unless he was a vegetarian and it was a meat sandwich.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

Haha...... I hate bums who buy booze with the food money you so gullibly gave them.

one time this person came up to me with a package of cigarettes and was like "can i have some spare change?" and i was all "dude, maybe if you weren't holding cigarettes i'd have pity for you. besides i just bought this ice cream cone that is massively large with the last of my money"

[Lauren]

cigarette money < ice cream money.

[Jarrod]

OKAY! MY SUPER PET PEEVE IS WHEN PEOPLE SAY CHEERS AFTER EVERY FUCKING THING THEY SAY! ARE YOU ENGLISH??? NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

BAL;SDHFA;LSJLA;SJFL;ASSDJG;ASDJGLSJDFLASJL;KFAWL;KFJL;AKSFGJL;ASDFJL;AW;LGJWEL;

GJASL;FGJASDLFGJASD

 

I think that drives me even mmore wild then the whole eating thing

[somnambulist]

Haha...... I hate bums who buy booze with the food money you so gullibly gave them.

one time this person came up to me with a package of cigarettes and was like "can i have some spare change?" and i was all "dude, maybe if you weren't holding cigarettes i'd have pity for you. besides i just bought this ice cream cone that is massively large with the last of my money"

I actually bought cigarettes for a bum once. He told me they were for his uncle who was going to let him stay at his house that night. I didn't believe him.

 

True story.

 

Cheers

[ecnarf]

Fact: Cigarettes will get you a lot of favours in prison.

[somnambulist]

Haha, I bet they do. You can probably avoid a lot of 'those' kind of favors with enough cigarettes. ;)

[ecnarf]

Vasline: Convict's gold.

[somnambulist]

I bet it takes a lot of cigarettes to get your hands on some of that.

[Lauren]

you aren't suppposed to use oil based stuff. in sexual stuff.

[somnambulist]

That's because it breaks the condom! You think convicts have access to Astroglide? Hells no!!

[ecnarf]

Convicts don't generally have access to condoms, either.

 

P.S. Plastic condoms exist.

[Lauren]

i was refering to oil-based products touching down there. it may not be sensitive enough for that typ of situation...

[mrs jesus]

i think my biggest pet peeve is rude people

[ecnarf]

i think my biggest pet peeve is rude people

Really? My pet peeve is people named Adam.

[little miss sunshine]

pet peeve: there arent enough attractive naked women outside.

You sound just like my ex-boyfriend. It's frightening actually. He's always "nice to see you, why are you still wearing a shirt, hey i'll get you another drink". He thinks if he asks me enough times to take my shirt off, I will.

[ecnarf]

Did it work?

[little miss sunshine]

Only like once. I'm pretty sure I was wasted.

 

Fine, maybe two or three times but that's it.

[ecnarf]

Beth, will you take your shirt off?

 

I am prepared to repeat that as many times as necessary.

[little miss sunshine]

I'm not drunk. You're 17. AND you're not on MSN right now (even though I'm going to bed).

 

 

 

NO!!!!!

[Jarrod]

CHEERS!!!!R:KJAWFL;KAWJEF;ALSFJASLDFJAWLDFJASDL;FJASDFL;ASDFJA;WFA

 

Fucking Victoria and all the fucking idiots who think they're english just because its "in". godddd;lajdf;lasjdfl;asdjfl;asj

[somnambulist]

Actually I think I'm from Vancouver... Oh, wait.

[ecnarf]

I'm not drunk. You're 17. AND you're not on MSN right now (even though I'm going to bed).

 

 

 

NO!!!!!

Refer to my previous post...

 

I am prepared to repeat that as many times as necessary.