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Prometheon
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I fuckinhg hate when you and your drunk buddies have to fucking split wasya dn it's only 1:30minteh mrnigj! what's up with that BS? completeryl uncalled foir!

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Guest jsunC
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I fuckinhg hate when you and your drunk buddies have to fucking split wasya dn it's only 1:30minteh mrnigj! what's up with that BS? completeryl uncalled foir!

yeh i agree, that's completeryl uncalled foir

Prometheon
Posted

exactly! I'm glad someone agrees with me.

 

So friggin Brandon runs away somewhere ssying somethign about soccer, nad then we fuind him face down ina d tich while wthis couple walking their dog are l;ike 'do you know this guy?'

Prometheon
Posted

Of coustrebwe sad 'yes', pciekd ghim up, walekd him home and thent oom liek 20 minutes fugureing out his goddaamn garage code.

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Drunk typing is the worst. It should be outlawed.

Prometheon
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Yeah, 'm eally sorry for all of my slightly inane posts. I would edit the spelling, but for some reason I can't. I think that if someone quotes your post, you can no longer edit it or something.

Posted

Owen, have you been a bad boy?

Prometheon
Posted (edited)

Well, I was a 'little drunk' last night, yes. But you should have seen my friend Brandon. Wow. I havven't seen someone that drunk in a long time.

 

I had to take my belt off and put it on him, as his pants kept falling down, and for me to do that, someone else had to hold him up so he didn't crack his skull open on the ground. Then when we finally got him home, he couldn't remember his garage code. It was an interesting evening, but I had a great time all in all.

Edited by Prometheon
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I know what you mean, except Im at a party where everyone just kind of forgot about me. Woohoo...

we didnt forget about u. we wondered where u went. we were just all tlaking by the fire. we thuoght u went to sleep, and me being as lazy as am, was not going to get up to check on ya. sorry brandon.

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In retrospect, I don't care, it was funny. Especially watching the 1990's public service announcements.

Posted (edited)

ahah i agree. i enjoyed the old tv show opening songs.

Edited by Ryan44
Posted
I know what you mean, except Im at a party where everyone just kind of forgot about me.  Woohoo...

we didnt forget about u. we wondered where u went. we were just all tlaking by the fire. we thuoght u went to sleep, and me being as lazy as am, was not going to get up to check on ya. sorry brandon.

Hey I actualy took the effort to stand up and see where he was.. I actually saw him post the "everyone forgot about me"

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yeah well i wasn't there. thanks for inviting me, guys.

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we did invite u. didnt u get the memo!?

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i don't have a box for you to put the memo in. if you called and told my mom to pass on the news, she might have forgotten.

RicardoObviouso
Posted

when i lived with my parents, i required my own telephone line. my mum was great at taking messages, but terrible at passing them on/making them accessible. a friend would call on thursday or so and i wouldnt get the message until MAYBE sunday night.

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you should've got a receptionist for your home. mhmm.

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I hate people who think they are cowboys.

RicardoObviouso
Posted
you should've got a receptionist for your home. mhmm.

it was on my wish list every christmas for many years. now i have one! except she likes to be called "executive assistant"

Posted (edited)

Do you call her that during coitus?

 

(it had to be said)

Edited by ecnarf
RicardoObviouso
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i call her a lot of things. but not that (ever).

Posted

I have to ask, though - executive assistant? That's like calling a teacher an educational engineer.

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Oh and I hate horses, they don't even taste good.

RicardoObviouso
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I have to ask, though - executive assistant? That's like calling a teacher an educational engineer.

i know.

 

 

 

gotta listen though, she in partial control of 1/3 of my life.

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