Prom

[RicardoObviouso]

i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

one thing i'll never do is beg... because even if you do end up getting it in the end... you stil had to beg for it. that being said, one time i was talking to my girlfriend's best friend and i talked her into having a threesome with us. she agreed, and even tried to initiate it the next night we were together, but it all ended when my girlfriend got all offended and accused her of trying to steal me and betray her.

his begging was really annoying. he would give me all these sexual compliments and at first i was trying to be nice and i was like.. thanks. maybe if one day we're both single, we can hook up. but then eventually i was just like.. just stop asking me, i don't plan to be single ever again.

the "as a matter of fact, after i break up with him, i'm either going to be a nun or a serious lesbian" works, as well.

[ecnarf]

It turns out I may not be going to prom after all.

 

The girl who asked me out to prom has now decided to bring a guest, which has bounced me from the table.

 

God fucking damn.

[RicardoObviouso]

we'll have a grad party at my house.

[ecnarf]

If there is going to be Tylenol 3 there, count me in.

 

P.S. Where do you get your supply of that shit?

[RicardoObviouso]

pharmasave.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

It turns out I may not be going to prom after all.

 

The girl who asked me out to prom has now decided to bring a guest, which has bounced me from the table.

 

God fucking damn.

we can go to the church of scientology that day:)

[ecnarf]

pharmasave.

Isn't it prescription-only, though?

 

EDIT: You bastard, it's not Tylenol 3, but Tylenol 1, 222, and their in-store generic brand. At least as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure I had a prescription for my post-op painkillers.

Edited May 16, 2006 by ecnarf

[Ravenous megin-sane]

way to totally diss my idea, asshole

[ecnarf]

I'm sorry, Meg, but when it comes down to the church of scientology and high-strength painkillers, there's just no competition.

[Stryfe]

It turns out I may not be going to prom after all.

 

The girl who asked me out to prom has now decided to bring a guest, which has bounced me from the table.

 

God fucking damn.

we can go to the church of scientology that day:)

I actually want to do that to see just how fucked up it is. Religious propaganda is really funny sometimes. We can battle the evil emperor Xenu together!

Edited May 16, 2006 by Stryfe

[ecnarf]

Actually, we'll take some painkillers and watch a lava lamp for a few hours.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

why don't we do it all?

AT THE SAME TIME

[Stryfe]

why don't we do it all?

AT THE SAME TIME

Sounds hot!

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i totally agree.

Xenu can join if he so pleases.

[Guest apsham]

I was totally hepped up on Tylenol 3 every day last week for my leg, good times.

[RicardoObviouso]

pharmasave.

Isn't it prescription-only, though?

 

EDIT: You bastard, it's not Tylenol 3, but Tylenol 1, 222, and their in-store generic brand. At least as far as I can tell. I'm pretty sure I had a prescription for my post-op painkillers.

upon closer look, its not tylenol 3, its heroin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and pharmasave? yeah, i meant main and hastings.

[ecnarf]

Technically, Tylenol 3 is heroin.

 

Sorta.

[Stryfe]

T3 isn't THAT good. Just wait until you get your wisdom teeth out, then you'll have a taste.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

he has.

infact, we were talking when he got them removed.

 

and he asked me to run away with him and move to greece where we'd get married and join the mofia.

remember that, adam?

 

since apparently i'm talking for him now... yes, he does remember it.

[Ruettiger]

That's a cute story.

[Kyle86]

drugs are bad.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

That's a cute story.

i made the whole thing up, but shhh

[RicardoObviouso]

i ran away to greece once.

 

 

 

i met the most gorgeous woman ever named theonicia, brought her back to vancouver and the rest is history.

[dancing_invisible]

My prom is next weekend. Hurray for finishing highschool.

[ecnarf]

he has.

infact, we were talking when he got them removed.

 

and he asked me to run away with him and move to greece where we'd get married and join the mofia.

remember that, adam?

 

since apparently i'm talking for him now... yes, he does remember it.

I don't remember it, but that sounds like a pretty cool plan.

 

I actually remember waking up and be being all shaky and you were worried about me.