Prom

[little miss sunshine]

Everyone keeps telling me that the after-parties are where it's at, what with the getting drunk and all. The problem is that not only am I paranoid and afraid to have my parents see me hungover the next day, I'm also a control freak. I have no clue what would happen if I got drunk. That scares me.

What would happen if you got drunk? You would probably get out of control and tell all your deepest secrets like how you're so ashamed that your creepy uncle touched your privates when you were 5 and told you not to tell.

 

That was wrong, wasn't it?

[Lauren]

i'm excited for prom. i don't have anything planned out really. i plan to make joel supper here, sometime after i get my hair did and sometime before my sister does my makeup for me.

[ecnarf]

Everyone keeps telling me that the after-parties are where it's at, what with the getting drunk and all.  The problem is that not only am I paranoid and afraid to have my parents see me hungover the next day, I'm also a control freak.  I have no clue what would happen if I got drunk.  That scares me.

What would happen if you got drunk? You would probably get out of control and tell all your deepest secrets like how you're so ashamed that your creepy uncle touched your privates when you were 5 and told you not to tell.

 

That was wrong, wasn't it?

On many levels, yes.

 

It wasn't my uncle.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

adam, i'll go to your prom with you.

that way it would be 210932973029 times more awkward! ;)

[ecnarf]

You wouldn't have a chair to sit on, though.

 

You'd have to sit on my lap.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

what a girl-next-door thing for me to do!

[ecnarf]

You could be a porn star by night, you know.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

yeah... i could.

[ecnarf]

Or you and me could be a secret couple by night. I like that option better.

 

Nobody would know...

[Ravenous megin-sane]

yeah... we could.

 

it's up to you, really.

but in true girl-next-door fashion, we have to be adorable. AND THEN GET MARRIED

because i know how much you're looking forward to that.

[ecnarf]

I wouldn't have a problem getting married to you, Meg. Only because you're you.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

oh you've got that adorable thing down pat

[ecnarf]

What? You want kids?

 

Umm... maybe I'm not so adorable anymore.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

hahah

 

you're a dink

[ecnarf]

I will not be spoken of in such terms.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

yes you will

[ecnarf]

Oh yeah?

 

8

[Ravenous megin-sane]

ohhhh yeah

[ecnarf]

That's more like it.

 

Carry on.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

carry yourself on

[ecnarf]

I'll carry you on...

[Ravenous megin-sane]

HAHHAHAHA

 

i cant come up with a whitty response

[ecnarf]

Game, set and match.

 

Now I just need to hop in my car and drive to Hamilton.

[Kyle86]

pages 3 & 4 of this thread raised my IQ at least 10 points.

 

For the record, meg and I are getting hitched in vegas, and it shall be a 30's style wedding.

 

That's that.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

hahhaah

 

it seems as if i'm a whore.