Prom

[ecnarf]

It seems as if you're my girl, and no sexy, muscular and tanned guy from Oshawa will stop me.

[Kyle86]

desperation does not become you my friend.

 

On topic, my prom was at a golf course and it was lame.

[ecnarf]

Being from the boondocks of my fair city does not become you, either.

[Kyle86]

...so that's a compliment? Because if it did become me that would be a bad thing, wouldn't it?

 

either way - most battles aint worth fighting, just like this one. Take a joke as it is my friend ;).

[ecnarf]

That is where you are wrong. Being from Oshawa could never become you.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

are you guys speaking english?

'cause it doesnt seem that way to me.

[ecnarf]

We're speaking GTA.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

ohhh, i get it

[Guest jsunC]

i get jokes!

[Lauren]

oshawa does suck. but then again, you can't really be held responsile for where your parents decide to set up a family.

[ecnarf]

That's besides the point. My mom is from Oshawa.

[Lauren]

i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

[dancing_invisible]

High School Traditions are lame anyway.

[Stryfe]

i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

All I have to say is WWJD.

[Lauren]

one bad apple spoils the bunch, sadly.

[Stryfe]

SO... why is he still with his girlfriend?

[Kyle86]

i like how this turned into an oshawa thread.

 

 

I describe oshawa as a golden slop-bucket. There is money to be made here, and the wealth is prominant; however it is surrounded by such filth and waste.

[ecnarf]

i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

All I have to say is WWJD.

He would hit that like an insubordinate wife.

[little miss sunshine]

On many levels, yes.

 

It wasn't my uncle.

We'll get you into counselling and then get you drunk.

[Lauren]

SO... why is he still with his girlfriend?

he only sort of is. he says he doesn't want any titles. but he still treats her like his girlfriend. he was going to take a different girl to prom but when his 'girlfriend' wanted to take another boy, he said no. we think he just doesn't want to end up alone and doesn't want to have to meet any expectations, like doing stuff a boyfriend should do.

[Dan #3]

This one time, I went to Oshawa.

 

The End.

[RicardoObviouso]

i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

one thing i'll never do is beg... because even if you do end up getting it in the end... you stil had to beg for it. that being said, one time i was talking to my girlfriend's best friend and i talked her into having a threesome with us. she agreed, and even tried to initiate it the next night we were together, but it all ended when my girlfriend got all offended and accused her of trying to steal me and betray her.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

good story.

 

i've never been to oshawa

[Lauren]

i have a friendish type from oshawa. he moved here a few years ago. total creep. hes a pastors kid and he goes through the motions of being an upstanding christian, but then begs me to cheat on my boyfriend while he cheats on his girlfriend, who is a very close friend. eck. anyways..

one thing i'll never do is beg... because even if you do end up getting it in the end... you stil had to beg for it. that being said, one time i was talking to my girlfriend's best friend and i talked her into having a threesome with us. she agreed, and even tried to initiate it the next night we were together, but it all ended when my girlfriend got all offended and accused her of trying to steal me and betray her.

his begging was really annoying. he would give me all these sexual compliments and at first i was trying to be nice and i was like.. thanks. maybe if one day we're both single, we can hook up. but then eventually i was just like.. just stop asking me, i don't plan to be single ever again.

Edited May 15, 2006 by Lauren

[Kyle86]

I made a shwa thread, the shwa means Oshawa.

 

word.