Lava Stories

[Ravenous Yam]

Does anybody have some cool stories regarding lava?

 

I don't but i can talk about how the movie Volcano pissed me off. When the subway driver tries to jump over a 1-foot square, 1cm deep puddle of lava, doesn't make it, and slowly burns/melts into the puddle. That was so stupid. He'd barely have gotten his shoes burned before he just walked outta that damn puddle.

 

Credit to Anton for inspiring this pointless thread. May his name forever be associated with failure.

[Crusader]

I was running away from this slow moving Lava somewhere in Pompei the other day. It goes to say that I won.

 

[manfromharoldwood]

lmao!! teh fun.

 

anton, your lava pic looks oddly sexual.

Edited October 25, 2005 by manfromharoldwood

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Yah it does. Lava is really cool when it's all gooey and not all chunky. But if it's chunky and explosive it's alright.

[shadowkitten]

 

one time i lost my medical licence in a volcano..

[borntohula]

when i was in hawaii i walked on lava rocks. it's apparently bad luck to take lava rocks home with you though. there are signs and everything. my dad took some though and he's fine (so far). knock on wood.

 

also, props to mr. yam for being creative and witty by starting this thread.

Edited October 26, 2005 by borntohula

[Dan #3]

Does anybody have some cool stories regarding lava?

Are hot stories acceptable?

[ecnarf]

One time I was walking down the street and this lava came up to me and was all "give me your money, bitch!" and I was all "fuck you" and I dumped my water bottle on it.

 

Ownage, I tell you. Ownage.

[Dan #3]

Oh! Tell me about how your skin was boiled off!

[ecnarf]

You wish my skin had boiled off.

[Dan #3]

Steam rising from water hitting lava would be hot enough to cause major burns.

[Ruettiger]

One time I was on Costa Rica and saw a live volcano. The end.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

That was actually cool. Something about lava is inherently sexy. It's like saying you had coffee with a celebrity. I'm now going to devote my entire life to Volcanology.

 

P.S. Remember when Dave Chappelle effed a volcano?

[Moonlight_Graham]

i once had sex with lava.

[Seanathon]

I own a lava lamp. A blue one, at that. I rule.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

lmao!! teh fun.

 

anton, your lava pic looks oddly sexual.

how does that look sexual...?

[manfromharoldwood]

lmao!! teh fun.

 

anton, your lava pic looks oddly sexual.

how does that look sexual...?

well. it's all oozey and red hot and... stuff.

 

sorry. maybe i'm just perverted.

[Dan #2]

I used to live on a dead volcano.

 

Ma'fucking McLeod Hill REPRAZENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[manfromharoldwood]

actually, i used to live on a dead volcano too. well, by a dead volcano. sugarloaf mountain in campbellton NB, to be exact. when i was a kid, i used to have nightmares about it coming active again.

[Dan #2]

i used to live ... in campbellton NB

GROOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!

 

 

good thing you've moved on...

[manfromharoldwood]

;)

i know.