Prometheon

She has difficulties orgasming unless she's gagged, bound, blindfolded, etc.

She's actually a legit bottom, oddly enough. Also, that site is awesome. Merci!

It's OK: I didn't want to love you forever anyway.

I actually find the 'hook quotient' very high, and about 80% of the people who have been shown the full article have literally laughed out loud and devoured the whole thing with no prompting. But I do very much appreciate your opinion and input. And you know I love you too <3. You just may not be the audience (especially since you're already a sex god.) That's also the benefit of having many writers. Sarah's writing may not be for you. Fortunately she only wrote this one article, and the mag offers 10 others. But do you know who else is patronizing and condescending to his readers? You may have heard of him.

OK, here's the deal: my best friend is launching an online magazine, and I'm the lead content writer. We're having meetings for bank loans and with potential advertisers. How you can help: Create a Twitter account and follow sansmagazine. That's it. I know Twitter is fucking stupid, but do it for me. I did it, and it literally took less than 60 seconds. (That's what she said.) Having a lot of followers is very helpful because the mag doesn't launch for a month, but every follower is a measure of the people our advertisers can plan on reaching. So seriously: I will love you forever <3. AND HERE'S A TEASER ARTICLE (not by me though): How I survived an evening with a Dominatrix: The How-To guide to “Fuck that hurts!” By Sarah B Alright gentlemen, listen up. Are you a pussy? Do you flinch when your girlfriend playfully pulls out your arm hair? Well man up, because word on the street is that bondage is hot this year and only getting hotter. A dominatrix is a female who engages in sexual domination towards a submissive (which could be a man or woman… or plural… hot). She fancies bondage, sadomasochism and the like. Quite simply, a dominatrix is a girl who has decided to unleash her inner bitch. MALES: Beware of the nice girls! Being so nice all the time in the real world is exhausting. They will jump at the chance to seductively smack you around behind closed doors. Trust. But what about a shout-out to the girl subs? They don’t need advice. We can take it. And we like it. Dominate us… we yearn for it. Males on the other hand are not used to being taken control of. A girl will tie herself up and wait with a big smile on her face to be spanked. A guy will be reluctant. Men can’t deal with powerlessness, but take it from me… it’s HOT. Men are afraid to hurt women because of all the lawsuits and shit. It’s cute. Females are a fragile sort. Males? They are built to take the pain, and thus, a dominatrix will smack a bitch. Hardcore. Also, if you have angered this lady in any respect, she will use it against you in her sexual dungeon of pain. Just a warning… SO… Are you a guy who is a little curious, but terrified by a fearless dom? No worries. Here are some tips: [i can't post the rest or my art director will kill me, but I hope you dig it]

Fav beer: Stella Fav liquor: Vodka (Grey Goose if I'm feeling extravagant) Fav wine: any red under $10. Cheap wine is my favourite for some bizarre reason. Have you ever formulated a revenge plan?

Ditto! I really enjoyed it, though clearly it wasn't 'OMG BEST FILM EVER!'

Props on Atmosphere. Definitely some of my favs. More rap than hip hop, but you can't go wrong with Wu Tang.

I don't think she's "part" of them, but Land of Talk toured with them and I think Lizzie performed with them a few times. Though I guess the whole point of BSS is that it's just a giant mashup of awesome Canadian (well, mostly Torontonian) indie bands, so yeah, I see your point haha. I'm sure they all know each other and stuff. Edit: Also, if anyone is curious, they rocked HARD live. Probably in my top 5 shows ever. They played everything a LOT harder and grungier. It was fucking wicked.

"Academic people live in such an uncommon atmosphere that common sense can rarely reach them." - Samuel Butler

WHAT? Really? I mean, I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but 9 was as "objectively" bad as anything I've seen since Beowulf. The glasses guy gets abducted 5 minutes after he's introduced. As an audience, you never care about any of the characters, never feel their motivations or trials. The ending is totally stupid (with the souls raining down or whatever) and the pacing is bad and plot dull. I cared more about the characters in Up and Wall-E after 5 minutes than the characters in 9 after 90.

"Go as far as you can see, and when you get there you'll see farther." - Elbert Hubbard

It's terrible. Sucks for you ;)

(I will spell some of these wrong. Forgive) Anne Hathaway Scarlett Johanson Zooey Deschanel Maggie Gyllenhall Whoever was the main chick in Inglorious Bastards What was the last argument/disagreement you had?

Hmmm, this is way too much pressure. How about I share the most offensive and lamest instead? Lamest: Why did the cyclops quit teaching? He only had one pupil. Most offensive: what's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? You don't cum on an apple before you bite into it. One more: There are these two Samoan kings, each on his respective island. One king lives in a tremendous stone castle, feasts on the finest game and fish every night, and has a beautiful wife. The other king lives on a tiny island in a little hut. The poor king is jealous and one night, he rows across to the rich king's island. He sneaks into the castle and looks for something valuable. Quickly he drags a silver throne to his boat, the weight almost sinking it. He rows across to his island and goes to bed. The next morning, the king's men have come to see the poor king. The poor king sticks the throne in his attic and answers the door. All of the sudeen, the chair falls on the poor king's head and kills him. The moral of the story: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones Do you prefer longer or shorter hair on people you date?

Whatever it is, it's probably not as bad as you're thinking. (Not at you, just the general answer.) Too many people are locked into a "worst case" mindset and let it deter them from doing shit. Ever been in a fight?

Fuck yeah. Great call, and using Regina Spektor was PERFECT as well.

Good answer. That's what happened with Sarah and I. There was nothing special about it. We were just hanging out in bed and out of nowhere "I love you" just exploded out of my mouth. It was one of those 'oops' moments...but the best kind. Birds, nope. Usually traffic. Far less melodic. Do you watch any reality TV?

They're relatively cheap, have great fries, and are omnipresent. What is your stance on the use of the word 'gay' to mean things other than 'homosexual'?

Haven't even been keeping tabs. I didn't know it was out yet, but I'll pick it up pronto and share my thoughts. Edit: I will say that I wasn't a fan of the single.

Zooey is just an angel.

Watched 500 Days of Summer last night and really enjoyed it even though it's a lame romcom.

Yup, I've used all of those rules in the past. Little man is awesome. And bathroom cards can get damn mean. I managed to pull 2 as my first 2 picks once, and then auctioned them off to people DYING to go. "K...you can have one of my bathroom cards. But you have to chug 3 beers in front of me first." Beautiful.

No way man. Kings is SOCIAL. Landmines is fine as a closer or starter though.

Non-mechanical mostly, but some girls just look good when they really go crazy on a normal vibrator. Plus, naming a vibrator is ever so fun. "I'm going to go get Mustadio." Re: manicures. I don't think it's gay or metro at all, actually. I've worked for several magicians and they all got manicures. Granted, their profession has people staring at their hands all day, but I can still understand the desire to have good looking fingernails. Some women like the "rough, manly, grizzled hands" feel, but I think the majority does not.