Prometheon

I've reconsidered. Skeletor is actually pretty buff.

I'm more He-Man than Skeletor, baby. Though I'm glad you noticed my boner ;)

I'd just like to say that this is the gayest topic title I've seen since "Looking for a partner who will give it to me in the ass." If memory serves, sodamn started that one too... I mean really, a PEN PAL? Fuck man.

Keeps it real

ATV is decent, but Volta is a thousand times better. Proof:

The Keg is friggin ridiculous. I have made involuntary noises of pleasure after biting into one of their peppercorn steaks. Plus (at least here) when you get veggies as your side you end up with red peppers and a other delicious things rather than the cliche carrot, broccoli, cauliflower concoction most restaurants serve.

Tim brings the motherfuckin` ruckus.

Broccoli, pork and some steak.

Health related, but funny nonetheless. The original BS commercial: The rather humorous parody:

Oh, I agree 100% with you guys. No ill will to Matt. Personally though, I just find it a shame that I don't enjoy most of his "popular" songs.

This album just solidifies something I'm nagged with every time I see Matt live: I hate his setlists. On this album, I despise Weapon, Apparitions, Load Me Up and Strange Days. I just don't like those songs. I'm also very apathetic towards HTB, Devil's in Your Details, Put Out Your Lights, Everything is Automatic and True Love. So I really don't enjoy like 3/4 of this album. What's good is amazing, but the songs which form the reasons why I love Matt Good aren't the songs he plays at concerts, so...yeah.

Mmm, that sounds delicious Tracy. My grandma made some squash and sweet potato soup the last time I was over, and despite it sounding sort of funky, it was effing delicious. Slow cookers are really cheap! You can probably find one for under 50 bucks.

The most delicious "dessert" I've had in a while and it's 100% Owen approved in terms of health. Take a slow cooker. Core some apples. Stuff them with chopped pecans, cinnamon, some splenda and a tiny bit of butter (you can use butter flavoring if you want to cut even more calories.) Put enough water in to cover the bottom 1/4 of the apples and then cook on low for 4-6 hours depending on how gooey and delicious you want them. Devour and don't feel guilty. These are just as good as anything you'd order in a restaurant.

Dude, at the dollar store near my place I can get a pack of 6 for a buck. It has been responsible for mitigating quite a few lazy afternoons.

I didn't laugh at all. The voice was obnoxious, and the "jokes" simply weren't funny.

Bouncy balls, birthday cards, stationary stuff...

Is extremely correct. And hot ;) hahaha sorry, I couldn't help myself.

I have a lot of respect for the fact that he can take all the horrible shit being said in the rap thread in stride and not get offended. It's all in good fun.

Busts some pretty decent rhymes as well. Fortunately, he's probably head honcho so no one can bitch about his lost productivity but himself.

This movie doesn't really interest me because it A) looks very cookie cutter, and B) is impossible to spell.

Is keeping it heated in the rap thread.

Wow, I remember skimming that post earlier today, but I guess I missed the demos. ;)

My problem with Sodamntired is this: Deja Vu (Pages 1 2 3 ) Did You Ever Ask Your Parents... (Pages 1 2 ) An Open Challenge Stupid Shit You've Heard People Say (Pages 1 2 ) 3 out of 4 of those topics fucking suck, plain and simple. In Deja Vu he basically admitted he was too lazy to do even a tiny bit of research, so he wanted the opinion of strangers which he will probably take at face value. The ask your parents one is just a non-substantial question that isn't really interesting or worthy of an entire thread. An Open Challenge could have easily gone into the youtube thread (or his blog), except sodamntired thinks that some dumb video he randomly watched one day is so important that we all need to watch it. I disagree.* The Stupid Shit You've Heard People say is actually not a bad topic. Not the best, but passable. So basically, he's 1/4 as far as me giving a shit, which to me, is not worth it. Also, these topics were posted within like, 3 or 4 days of each other. I mean c'mon, get a selective filter. Not every thought that pops into your head needs to be made into its own topic. *I may be being a hypocrite because I made my own thread for my retarded birthday dancing video. The reason for that was because a) I was buzzed and b) no one made me a birthday topic, so I wanted to inundate you bastards with my awesomeness ;)

I am REALLY digging this.

Has conspiracy theories and badass tattoos.