Dan #3

Naggy Nagerson.

Becoming desensitised to sodamntired is like becoming desensitised to a three legged dog that just keeps on licking electrical outlets. You know what you're getting into when you hear the yelping.

But all the cool kids stopped doing that in February [read: me].

SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP!

I'd be very happy if a Matt Good Live DVD were to surface.

It is comedy gold.

People that bitch that pornography is too graphic. There's a reason that it's called pornographic.

How the fuck was my question serious?

As far as Matthew Good related DVDs go, IAC is as good as it gets I would wager.

If Paris Hilton gives kids in Africa with AIDS, AIDS, do they get Super-AIDS?

Number Four on Dan's Top Five Goals For Life; Don't get STDs.

I wouldn't.

Fuck, now there's Sharpie all over my monitor.

Way to set yourself up for an obvious lesbian joke there, Shiri. Last thing I ate was a blueberry bagel.

Bloc Party - Positive Tension Maybe my new favourite song of the moment.

Eh, Semantics.

Quad Stackers is where it's at.

Two Whopper Jrs accompanied by a cigarette. I am so very healthy.

What a twist!

The only other person who has the mental capacity to grasp this thread is Christy .

This thread has absolutely nothing to do about hatred, but people keep trying to make it about it. And I hate that.

Read the fucking thread before you think you know what you are talking about.

And it has no fucking place in this thread.

Against Me! - Baby, I'm An Anarchist

'Cos the title of this thread is, due to The Bored's laws of nature.