Dan #3

Fuck Eric Bauman.

Realises what I realised.

"It Hasn't Happened Yet" and "Common People" are the best on the album, in my [correct] opinion.

Is named Tim.

You're never in mine and yet, mine; still awesome.

White T-Shirt + Sharpie = "I hear Matt Good is an Asshole" T-Shirt

I just finished reading "Choke" for 43279865423875th time and have yet to find anything else to read.

Darling Violetta - The Santuary [Extented Remix]

With the Christy Pegging Autotron 2000?

The Dears - Heaven, Have Mercy On Us

We've had threads about this ridiculously awesome album.

I have a mouse pad wrist-rest-thingie made of the same substance as fake tits. It amuses me that silicon is marketed to geeks in many, many ways.

I dunno, some grannies are hawt.

It's only looks, baby. Is the only black person that doesn't type in ebonics.

Yeah, what the fuck? I mean, cubed titties are not hot.

Goddamnit, that's my favourite thing to do.

claptacular says: i just completed where you ended claptacular says: i thought you left out some funny dan says: i acutally left that out, 'cos i didn't want everyfuckingone to know i have hairy nipples claptacular says: um dan says: and you fucking RUINED it claptacular says: dan claptacular says: every man that is not 10 has hairy nipples claptacular says: EVERY MAN dan says: i'm not 10... claptacular says: ok then dan says: did you know dan says: that i used to shave my nipples dan says: true story claptacular says: why? dan says: because the hair is so wispy dan says: and long

The Replacement Killers

It's like clubbing music trying to be indie.

Concurred.

claptacular says: vintage dan claptacular says: you're not even old enough to have anything vintage about you dan says: christy, please dan says: i'm unending dan says: i don't need to be old claptacular says: hahahaha claptacular says: you're so gay, i love you dan says: yes, the fact that i love titties is a clear indicator of my homosexuality claptacular says: you love titties? dan says: who doesn't? claptacular says: true claptacular says: i love them claptacular says: i don't think it makes me gay though dan says: it just means that you enjoy your chest dan says: shit, if i could have titties, i would dan says: and that doesn't make me gay either dan says: or does it?

"The Social Music Revolution." HAH. Anything that claims to be a revolution is full of pretentious shit. FYI; I'm a Revolution of Awesome.

Cannot deny what more than one person have said.

Fucking loves Meg.

I know now. That's all that matters.