mrs jesus

thanks for picking me up for that ride. you're kind of a dick but i liked it when you ran over all those puppies for no reason.

dude, i don't want authentic chinese, i want fried crap filled with cream cheese and chicken on a stick with teriyaki sauce. gah, that's like telling me that my nachos are not 'authentic' mexican food. ROLLEYES. i would totally eat snake though.

when i was in 7th grade i wanted to marry joey belladonna ONLY because i wanted belladonna to be my last name. anthrax rules. fucking RULES. i saw them live last year and even with joey's total 80s flashback voice, they were AWESOME. they can work a crowd like very few bands i've ever seen. also, cats are not gay, you gay fag.

i was only referring to satty and gaymes and me, not everyone else. if you have a cat, you could leave it to muran, though. she could make us some sesame 'chicken' with it.

why don't me an' my homies get anything in the will? you included shade, but there are several of us you totally slighted.

alright. don't rush. i'm probably moving in a month or so, and i'd rather be stable before i involve myself in any further business deals. but don't forget. ;)

conditions: i don't have many. you can't have my signed strung out cd, my copy of loser anthems, or my in a coma with the dvd. if i fuck up and lose both my harddrives, you have to promise to rip them and send me copies. if you can deal with those conditions, they're yours. i'm not losing anything. i have loser anthems and the 3 disc in a coma. i have signed city and colour, fair to midland, and dresden dolls cds so i don't need anymore signed cds. and in the event that something bad happens, you can have yo shit back. i take care of things. then it comes down to: do you trust some random dude enough to send him money for shipping, and do i trust that you'll send me the music if i fuck up (i don't want the cds, just the music) ;) anyway...you don't even know what they are. obviously we have more to talk about. der.

conditions: i don't have many. you can't have my signed strung out cd, my copy of loser anthems, or my in a coma with the dvd. if i fuck up and lose both my harddrives, you have to promise to rip them and send me copies. if you can deal with those conditions, they're yours. i'm not losing anything. i have loser anthems and the 3 disc in a coma. i have signed city and colour, fair to midland, and dresden dolls cds so i don't need anymore signed cds. and in the event that something bad happens, you can have yo shit back. i take care of things.

then i'm editing your post so no one else tries to beat me to it.

you can have all my kittens if you pay for shipping. i don't want to amass another collection. i rip em and throw em in a drawer. you're lying.

why didn't you buy anything for me?

the only part i thought was funny was the scene at the dinner table where he goes on and on about the tiny infant baby jesus etc. that scene alone was worth the cost of renting the movie for me.

i'm glad to know that i still think that's funny um... who is who? I did get a few chuckles in there though. i am 'i don't like you' moonlight - i didn't say this was the first place i came for excitement. ok, during the week, this is the first place i come for excitement.

no. it's been showered many times since last week. the pink is starting to fade though.

this bracelet still hasn't fallen off.

iluvu<3.

you didn't even try that time. you're losing your touch, aren't you?

i'd rather be on the bottom, actually. i like having a man lord over me. do you know where i can find a man?

you better join then OH SNAP LOLLMAOHAHAHA

i just joined that stupid site and i'm totally creeped out by that. so and so just posted on your wall. so and so is looking out the window right now. now they are tapping their fingers on the desk and thinking about your mom. creepy.

i'm glad to know that i still think that's funny

is that a joke? you're trying to be funny, right? because if you're serious with that statement, then i have just read the stupidest thing ever said on this board and i want a screenshot of it or something.

apparently he doesn't like anything and he drinks rice milk, so i'm pretty sure he is disqualified from any confectionary threads.

he's pretty handy with a pitchfork. or so i like to imagine.

be my bitch.