mrs jesus

any band, shade. generally speaking.

are you saying a band can suck live and NOT be terrible? seriously?

eh, i dunno. if i signed on now it would look like i was your bitch. i'm not ready to commit to anything other than 'cocksucking secretary' at the moment...

i don't want you to fuck off so much as i just want you to stop posting.

really? because the melvins are terrible.

Who? tell me. i'm sure it's obvious. a detailed list is not necessary and wouldn't be fun for anyone but me.

i like you, yammy.

i can think of a few people i'd rather see fuck off than you, shade

because i wanted to feel close to you.

you committed it to memory so you could call it up at will though, didn't you?

and rob you of the pleasures of self mutilation?

you cried? that's a little dramatic, don't you think?

well, shade's not impressed. how very different from the norm. better go cut myself now.

the post was for James, not his cocksucking secretary. i'm sorry, sir, but if you'd like to speak with mr tillman i'll need to set up an appointment. unfortunately, it will have to be sometime tomorrow as he's very busy working on his music right now. in the meantime i can help you with any questions you may have, but if that is not good enough for you, you'll just have to wait until tomorrow. would you like me to take down your number?

what the fuck are you on about? i think he was calling you a hypocrite. didn't you get that out of it?

could you change your avatar? that would be great.

what about 70's chiles? should we avoid it? <3 finally, someone in my age range at this godforsaken place

i have that show, if it's at kool haus on satty's birthday. it's fucking great.

agreed 666

i was kidding. oh my god.

that's what i thought too. and i agree with you - visually it was incredible. i kept saying 'oh man that would be such an awesome photograph! oh wow i would totally hang that on my wall!' but the actual 'story' - if you can call it that -left a lot to be desired. i'd watch it again though, so i didn't really think it sucked.

do they have vegetables in them?

ok. thanks for spelling that out, because i AM dumb.

i will answer for beth and say NO NO NO NO VEGAN CUPCAKES BOOOO