mrs jesus

i'm trying to think about it and it's confusing me. anyway, i'm not grossed out - i live in texas, for fuck's sake. my best friend's dad married his first cousin. granted, she was adopted so there is no actual blood relation but STILL.

i used to have nevermind the bollocks ON TAPE when i was 11

and you're not from texas?

yeah, i'm so totally marrying you now. FOR REAL.

um, i know they're cousins, but i don't have the same last name as ANY of my cousins.

what do you do?

are you talking to me?

seriously, and now i can't get that song out of my head. i'm gonna hear it like that for the rest of my life.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh christ, best post TODAY.

you know were to find my email address. don't complain until you've tried minutes is spelled incorrectly in your sig and i had no idea you had the same last name as brandon!

nah, the lips are WAY too small.

so no one emails me, eh? fucking RUDE.

i saw that movie once. smoke signals. it has indians in it. feather not dot laugh out loud.

i don't have one either ps logan - eat it, lady.

yes, you should. shade, it was just a game i was playing with steve perry. he's the singer of journey FYI

do you have msn?

Linda Tripp says: Ya, and marriage is based on love. I've had enough of your fairy tales Mrs Gaysus Steve Perry says: The cynicism smacks of Adam, the word choice screams Shade. Linda Tripp says: shade Linda Tripp says: you're good

i have no idea

totally not true.

then why bring it up? ;)

you could have the biggest sword in the world, but that doesn't guarantee you know how to wield it.

Steve Perry says: Herro Rinda Tripp. Linda Tripp says: OMG STEVE PERRY CAN I HAV UR AUTOGRAFF? Steve Perry says: I can sign your womb with my DNA.

did you miss the part where shade said he didn't want to talk about feet anymore? his thread, his rules.

laugh out loud