mrs jesus

blame it on being drunk. even if you were sober.

i don't really care if you offend saturnine. it's practically impossible to offend him anyway. his job is to DO the offending, not BE offended. stop being such a pansy, moonlight. it's not becoming.

i'm gonna quit smoking again, too. i quit for a year and i was dealing with it just fine, but i started again in august while i was in seattle. i justified it by saying IT'S VACATION AND I CAN SMOKE ON VACATION BECAUSE IT IS VACATION. wrong.

you should send that candy to the baby in your sig. it looks hungry.

he didn't know that. you coulda milked that shit.

saturnine, did you not see the part where moonlight said he was sorry he was mean to you? are you just trying to get him to dig his hole a little deeper? he's already having trouble getting out, incase you hadn't noticed...

moonlight - if that's how you feel about celebrities, what the fuck are you doing at this board? entertainers DO influence the world in a meaningful way. just because she wasn't a political leader doesn't make her life any less valid. besides that, who are you to decide when or if it's important that a person dies? who are you to give people shit for mourning the loss of a young, talented woman just because they didn't know her? you're whining about the loss of children in countries you will likely never even set foot in. how is that any different?.

haha. i know, you can smell my fangirl all the way in compton.

hahaha. you made me lol. you tricky bastard.

aaaaand, done. the end.

sigh. a dallas show. jesus really DOES love me.

no. they don't. god, nevermind! i meant to say cheering on abortion, but its harry potter weekend on abc family. i was distracted. that'll teach me to try doing two things at once. sigh.

i can only speak for the state of texas, but i assure you - we're glad to see you out of the us and back where you belong. as for fox news or rush limbaugh messing with your head - your head is already a fucking mess. if you don't want to hear the conservatives rappin on tv, change it to cnn or headline news or, you know, ANY OTHER NEWS CHANNEL THAT ISN'T FOX. fox is all the conservatives have, 'cause you libs be too busy monopolizing the cable news channels when you should be out with your signs protesting war and abortion and the cutting down of trees.

i think he's been on mine even longer. i deleted msn before i deleted him.

you'll get over that. i did. i also got over thinking check my brain sucked balls. sigh. i love you, jerry cantrell. i'm so glad you finally listened to it. ;)

only because it gives you a chance to come out of your nice guy element and be a cocksmoker, alex p keaton. don't worry, i think the majority of the board is with you on this.

people in relationships always gotta be sayin shit like that. eat me, magnum.

oh, good. i was wondering why i felt so empty inside. now i know it's because i didn't have your approval.

dude, i am a girl, and even i didn't fall for that fucking peace and love enuff z'nuff shit. i was too busy listening to the real hairbands like faster pussycat and vain.

haha. that's what i thought too, but i knew someone else would say it so i didn't bother.

god, borntohula is such a dick lately. it's kinda hot.

josh homme is so hot. i swear if he wanted to make a baby with me, i would fucking do it and i'd even keep it and shit.

my favorite part of this post is the part where you bragged about meeting enuff z'nuff. because... people care.

you almost made my eyeballs sweat. i feel the same way about my mom. she had a tumor the size of her fist cut out of her guts in july and she's been on chemo ever since, but she fucking handles that shit like it ain't nothin. she might be a mess inside, but you'd never know it by looking at or talking with her. she's nothing but positive about the whole thing and has been since day one. i do not for the life of me understand how she does it.