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mrs jesus

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  1. um, i'm gonna say black... with some other color as well. and maybe some skulls. everyone likes skulls.
  2. are you asking me out? i accept, if that's what you're doing. How about we make it the Burger Barn, on me. will paul mccartney be there?
  3. hmm, yeah, it seems it did this is where we nod and smile and clear our throats like i didn't just totally kill the conversation. so, about those buttons...
  4. well, i knew that, and i know that she is really quite lovely, but i've only seen b&w pictures of her so i didn't know what color her hair was. i don't know if she was the girl in the dream though because all i remember of her was red hair and evil eye. sweeeeeeeeeeet, i get to see your dick. we should name it, so when you choke bitches with it.. uh, hmm. nevermind.
  5. oh, ha, i thought that said whitney houston, nevermind now carry on
  6. i didn't know you had a dick. can i see it? does chris's girlfriend have red hair? i don't know if she was his girlfriend or not because she wasn't hanging on him or anything, she just wasn't nice to me. what a whore. i was so not even hitting on him, either.
  7. i'm serious, it's gay so like i dreamed that i was at this bar and there was a band out there in the parking lot, well, guys with guitars sitting in chairs, not so much a band. so anyways i am about to walk in this place and the guy in the parking lot starts singing and i am like OMG THAT'S DALLAS GREEN so i turn around and i'm all freaking out because i live in fucking texas, ok, and i'm like what the hell is he doing here holy shit.. so i am listening to him and then i notice that chris bell is there (??) and in my dream i was thinking, oh i hope he gets up and walks, i want to see if he walks like a fag, because satty told me that he did, and so of course he gets up and i'm like hahahaha he DOES walk like a fag and then i went up to him and i had this chore cd, take my mask and breathe, in my hand (of course because it's a dream and i have everything i need) and i'm all would you mind signing this for me? and of course i had a marker and everything and he is totally shocked that some girl in texas is walking up to him with a chore cd and asking him to sign it and so we are chatting and he's all, so, dallas is playing in dallas tonight, do you want to go? and i'm like hell yes, and he's all, well you can ride down there with us and we'll all hang out and i'm like OH SHIT LET ME CALL MY FRIEND so i do that and then i am sitting in the bar waiting to leave with them and chris bell was with this red haired bitch that kept hexing me with her eyeballs and that is the end. so yeah i remember that dream very well because it was so real yet totally impossible. sigh.
  8. thanks, if i get him to fall in love with me, i will share him with you and stuff. we can tell him about our dead dads and get all kinds of snuggle-sympathy from him. i had a dream about him once but i can't talk about it because it's sort of gay. it wasn't even a sexy dream, it was just gay. i have 3 chore albums. i would give them to you but then i wouldn't have them anymore.
  9. you just said like two days ago that you didn't GOD MAKE SENSE OR DIE I SWEAR
  10. better version of me~fiona apple
  11. things that were not for myself i am going to buy you animals. or anathema.
  12. i only had none of them for quite some time i'm going to email mr bell and ask him where i can get his album that i cannot get anywhere else and i am pretty sure he will fall in love with me by the time it's all said and done.
  13. Yah you solved it, when you BLOW, it reminds me how beautiful you are :angry: ;) jk jk... i'm sure you wish you knew but i can't help you there
  14. i only clicked on this thread because when i saw the word "negrita" i thought it was about dark women.
  15. my bff, obviously. it may come as a surprise to you, but i'm capable of understanding who made the thread and who made the response and i thought it odd that with her love for mr bell she wouldn't already have them. please, give me a little credit. it won't kill you.
  16. don't you already have chore?
  17. uh, hello, i solved it like 5 hours ago. ;)
  18. who says you can't? appoint him your dad and then you and i will start a support club for bffs with dead fathers. and we can wear buttons and stuff.
  19. are you asking me out? i accept, if that's what you're doing.
  20. it was written about me because when i blow out like a dead star it reminds him how uniform my beautiful is. /discussion
  21. i think so too, i'd do him, anyway ;)
  22. there recent pics of Dave Genn up on the Armchair Cynics site.... http://www.armchaircynics.com/misc.php under Misc IE: he looks like he's gained some weight, eh? awww, chub is so cute <3
  23. "some internet broad" is a real fucking person, you jackass. and she's not satty's to bid so you can both fuck off.
  24. ok you should work on not being such a walking cock. it really doesn't flatter you.
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