mrs jesus

seriously, fix your e's it's not a game anymore

how come all your e's aren't lowercase? it's bothering me, will you fix it plz?

dresden* if they're so damn good, spell their name right (i love the dresden dolls)

That is why I used the word "allegedly". Anyways, I believe I heard it from Matt Good. So, if Matt Good says it, it must be true. The man knows all!! (that was meant to be partly sarcastic, but sarcasm doesn't always read well, so I thought I'd point that out...) you SO suck at sarcasm

Or fell into a coma. hahahahaaaaaa you're really funny dan ;)

are you really fantastic?

it's odd because you would think that a book written by her mother would make you hate the guy.. and it was totally the opposite. i am gonna read that again as soon as i finish with the lord of the rings books. (what was that you said about nerds?)

i'm getting in a coma, fyi it would suck if i died first though, don't ya think?

john shave or wax?

no it isn't, you had 8 before it check out led zeppelin. especially their new hit "stairway to heaven".

no that's ok.. i will just get a new one, thanks

hey, what else you got up there? i can't find my toothbrush..

:angry: :angry: :angry: I LOVE THAT BOOK. no one has EVER heard of that book when i mention it to them... you are so awesome. ;) it is a fabulous book. lyke, let's be best friends and braid eachother's hair and lyke, tell eachother everything! lolz!! OMG YESSSS WANNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER? god, i thought you would never see that post. (8) seriously, after i read that i SO did not think sid killed her. i dunno what you think, but that was my opinion.

:angry: ;)

;) you think the monkey has an innie or an outie?

get the eff outta the hatred thread, yasa i hope satty comes home drunk tonight and esexes me up ;)

Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says: sockcrotch's blog is so lame Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says: it's mblog, 'cept not as clever or with a point if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says: and TOO MUCH SHIT ON THE SIDEBAR if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says: godddd if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says: who is he? if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says: are there any other causes he should support that he might be missing? Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says: i'm thinking: bloggers for original content is one he should look into Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says: OH DISS if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says: ahahahah god that ruled if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says: i wish i had said that

i'll get you some too you think you'd be a marlboro man or a camel man?

well, i've been struggling with some inner turmoil. i want dr pepper but it's really hot and i don't want to walk to the store. but i think i might anyway so i don't want to get comfortable here. but then when i go to the door and out to the porch to leave it is so hot that i come back inside. i've been doing this for half an hour now, i think i almost have my mind made up to go. because now i also need cigarettes.

honeybee~tom petty

your conversations start sucking when i leave. this only further proves my theory that i am the life of the msn window. ...

dan, remember what i said about james and the double you tee eff? don't ruin this feeling i'm getting from the parrot.

^ good enough to post twice mercedes benz~janis joplin

the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: you know what you should listen to? the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: chris isaak the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: everyone laughs at me when i say that though Dan says: HAHAHAHAHA Dan says: with good reason the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: dude the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: he's fucking awesome the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: he makes me want to get naked and lick alcohol off another naked person the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: preferably a man Dan says: *woman the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: whichever, really the prince is never going to come, everybody knows that; and maybe sleeping beauty's dead says: at this point i don't know that i care Dan says: hah

kings of the highway~chris isaak