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Sweet fucking Jesus...

Darn. I'll withdraw my application.

I want to be informed of these nude scenes post-haste.

Question: Can you still contract STD's from the dead? (come on, you knew that was coming)

I tried this before and ended up with a few F1 drivers. Made my day.

Well, the initial estimates were that high, because of the sheer amount of people that worked in the two towers. But once people figured out that the planes hit very early in the morning and most people below the points of impact had a chance to escape, the death toll wasn't nearly as high as it could have been.

I'm over 16, it's totally legal.

If it were the weekend or if I had late classes, I totally would. But I fucking have class in the morning.

Stop Capitalizing Words That Don't Need To Be Capitalized. It looks stupid.

Elementary school, grade seven. Teacher tells us what happened but otherwise tries to stifle discussion. My geography teacher did, however, have a discussion on what went on. What was really funny was the bus ride home. Everyone (excluding me, duh) thought Japan were behind the attacks. Dumbasses.

Right on, Eng boy. P.S. University is like summer camp where you get woken up at 3 AM because everyone else on the floor is high, drunk, or a combination thereof, and wants to go banging on everyone's doors to mimic frosh week. What a bunch of dicks.

That depends if they suck or blow. If they blow, you're in for a fun ride.

SRTU, motherfucker.

I wanna be able to read people's minds.

Die. Yesterday.

I've only been in the lounge a few times. Once was to watch TV because I was up so early when nobody else was.

Lol orientation is awesome. Clearly your universities < my university.

of course they can, robin. Holy Hydrogen Disulfide, Batman! Beth, I was drinking before but not tonight. I'm just glad to have the lucidity back. Though being drunk would mean I would be out dancing with some fine talent. Evan, you have full license to call me an idiot for that decision.

Guys can't be sluts, pony boy.

My floor is THE party floor. Seriously. Sophs who live off-campus have messaged this one girl on our floor saying "I've heard that [floor] is THE place to be" and they're damn right about that.

14/10 that's awesome.

No, I call people who fit the bill of Beth's "I'm getting my way paid through here, I'm just here to party" stereotype who promise to fuck up my life and get rid of my good grades and passing courses a tool. Oh, and people who have sex in my closet on top of my minifridge. That's just rude.

I hate to admit it, but it seems like a lot of people around here are fucking tools. Maybe this will clear up some when class starts.

Going out and getting drunk is a good way to party. "Bonding" is walking around at 2 in the morning trying to achieve the latter.

Get some charisma = get drunk. Seriously there was this girl last night who was appropriately drunk and she'd just keep on talking no matter what. It was awesome.