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Bishop, you better stand down. Simon and Garfunkel are the shit(s).

I wouldn't know who you were, really.

Why didn't he put his username as nonebetterthaneddievedder? Would be better if you ask me.

I'd be bored out of my pants in there unless the prof was seriously good. I'd love to take some kind of lit course with Christopher Hitchens. Mmm. Oh also I seem to be incapable of shaving without causing some kind of a tiny knick. Apparently rubbing sharp metal over your skin does that. And since my blood cells are a bunch of pussies they never clot proper. So yet another reason to stay in physics. P.S. Please don't assume that I am utterly fascinated. My prof likes to show all the detailed math behind everything far too much.

...but I'm in physics. Let's see YOU walk out of a lecture on the frequencies of HCl particles...

Maybe she's on a train to London now?

Unfortunately, not in her box. ;)

Tim Horton's breakfast sandwich. 8/10

And now the bunny is all stretched out horizontally. Brilliant.

No. It's clearly Christine's fault. She should be more careful with auto-lesbian facebook pics.

Point is it's not for public consumption! Also, Christine made me. It's a character flaw. I'll do just about anything for a pretty face.

Mid 1950's, bitch! EDIT: Oh noes you gave away my last name! I spent so much trying to cultivate its mystique on the bored...

It's a very common last name, though. Other people who live in Toronto have it as well. I once got another guy's report card and was confused as hell until I looked at the middle name. Also my family isn't from the region my last name would suggest, so... EDIT: This avatar is why Christine is hot. For reals.

I fucking dare anyone to rate this less than perfect. DARE. p.s. Bishop I'm just not comfortable with the thought of cute little white bunnies being around you. I hope you understand.

Big, black and muscular... you match your car perfectly.

Are you crazy? They only went to law school so they could bag a man in the first place.

This school year has involved FAR too much male nudity. P.S. I also learned a valuable lesson: webcams and alcohol DO NOT MIX.

is MY latest friend on facebook.

Having sex when you're high increases the risk of getting HIV. It's a scientific fact.

No doubt. Second year of university is shaping up to be awesome.

Gaymes, you crazy.

With your penis, I assume.

Fan freaking tastic. Except, you know, it's not over yet. Give it two weeks. Why did I come home this weekend? Needed to study. Bad.

...says the owner of this website.

Oh screw the both of you. It's even better when you're naked internetting and drinking.