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Once I figure out exactly what my Italian grandparents did I'll be able to put to rest whatever the rest of you claim. I'll just say it involved peasantry and farming whatever they needed, because that seems accurate enough.

I'll see your Polish beet farming and raise you a Dutch dairy farming. Alliteration is best.

Fact: Cigarettes will get you a lot of favours in prison.

Don't get yourself killed. The Bored wouldn't be the Bored without you. ;)

Ten bucks says you're just going to use it to overthrow a third world country.

I invaded Poland last night but I got so sick and tired of them that I went back home before midnight.

A Citroen of some kind or another.

Adam's becoming allergic to people vying for his e-attention.

You need to die. Yesterday. P.S. Lauren and Beth, the two of you be quiet. Yesterday.

I sleep until 1 in the afternoon and I'm not depressed.

I almost vomited there. That was a Beatles reference.

Give that girl a Porsche.

People like you aren't built for real life. What's with the female persuasion and napping?

Ironic for a pharmacist, no?

If I ever take a nap, yeah, I wake up feeling groggy and overheated.

I think Sparq needs to start a thread where he goes into detail about his favourite weapons. I'd read it.

Either way works well.

It was about a lucky man who made the grade, right?

He probably tried to administer your sandwich intraveneously.

I guess you could say we're allergic to staying on topic.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1666361/posts

I'm allergic to you.

We all know meg loves meat in her fajita.

Yeah, that's it. GOOOOLD!!! Ha ha ha. </crazy prospector>

I thought exactly the same thing as I was looking at pictures of it last night.