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I'm glad someone else harbours the same mild disgust with that. +100 points.

Most of the internet is useless.

Now I won't have to read sentences like "* is wanting to..." and "* is WOO PARTAy 2NITE YALL" Actually, I probably will. Morons.

I have been telling people they should do this essentially since dinosaurs walked the earth. But I'm opposed to internet petitions and don't actually care enough to do anything about it.

Good, good. I must have missed the sarcasm.

Yeah, I couldn't anyway. My servos couldn't take it. I can think of no situation which would compel me to do so anyway.

-100 points. Halo has always been terrible. Team Fortress 2 Portal

Carpal Tunnel of Love

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] I'll take any excuse.

Of course it's a cake. It's also stuffed, a pumpkin, origami, a shirt, and a fashion statement. Edit: It's also pencil-drawing porno for some reason. I was not expecting that one.

Well. It's grotesque, I'll give you that.

Wow. Uh, thanks for that.

I will never understand why this damned thing is so popular.

Winter is so boring.

My DSL modem seems to have a seizure a few times a day and requires a restart, but the ISP doesn't believe me. "there's no place like 127.0.0.1"

Yes, it is.

You're worse than the military when it comes to acronyms.

You can sing the song either way. Or: A glove slap in a little old face will Get you satisfaction. Glove slap ba-a-beee (Glove slap, baby) Glove slap, baby, glove slap! Glove slap, I don't take crap! Glove slap, shut your big yap. etc

Probably easiest to just put it in whatever this one ends up being called.

She has spoken. I forget though whether it's typically PEBKAC or PEBCAK. Either way, same meaning.

Speaking from the perspective of an IT support professional (on paper) "go fuck yourself, you ignorant cockbag". And if that doesn't fly, "Problem exists between keyboard and chair".

I'm more likely to get stabbed in the base of the skull by a man, but I'd prefer if it was a woman. I guess the real question is "can the media be consistent and objective?" ...and of course the answer is no.

Firefox is for freeloading bandwagon hippies. That said, I had to look up who Amy Winehouse is. I had heard the name before, but that is all. In retrospect, I wasted my time.